omg, i've been PWNED.

ok, so im hanging out with friends jamming, and i tell my folks i'll be home before 12:00... well, we got really stoned, and practice ended early.
im ripped, and home at 10. i dont know where my parents are, so i go down the hallway and knock on their door... i didnt really understand what they said (i am ripped, now, still, even after that horrible buzz kill), so i opened the door... i was talking to them for 30 seconds before my eyes adjusted... my dad was like "ok, now let us put our close on now please", and i said "oh my god, sorry" and walked back into the kitchen. i honestly gagged.

this is the first time i've ever walked in on them... im blairing SOAD right now.

 

u shoulda sucked your dad off

 

if i could give you bad feeback i would. you piece of shit.

 

oh no....not feedback please...anything but

 

lol... sorry.. im pretty ripped...

 

s'all G

 

Dude that sucks. I know how it is.

 

whoa SOAD came on as soon as I read that line....
weird
SOAD should have stayed good....


ANYWAYS dude that sucks
I've seen my mum naked and uhhh *PUKE* it was not cool at all but I just ignore it basically
yeah, don't think about it

 

lol, i was so obviously ripped.... they didnt say anything about it, but yeah, there's no way they didnt know...

but i'd rather be yelled at for pot than to see my folks loving.

 

EVERYBODY THINK OF THEIR PARENTS HAVING SEX.

lol man this thread is nasty.

 

s'all G


HA!!!

 

I can really almost feel the embarassment and horror. that really sucks. i suggest running away. I couldnt look my parents in the eye after that.

 

although it not be one of the best sights, dude, it's a natural thing. you think your parents don't have sex? how do you think you're born
i know it ain't somethin you don't wanna see but it ain't a big deal and if you keep thinkin it is you gotta grow up

 

hahahah they probably said something like dont come in and you went in hhaha thats fuckin hilarious.

 

I believe i just threw up in my mouth

 

Wow, you did get fuckin pwned.

 

i once heard my dad and step mom fucking...never saw them...just HEARD them...which isnt quite as bad, but its pretty fuckin close...especially sicne it happend when i was like 12 or 13

 

i used to hear my parents ALL the time as a kid, they have a squeaky brass bed, and sometimes I had insomnia. T'was not good. Saw them once too, damn. But it's no big thing, i mean, it was definitely an uncomfortable thing at the time, but think of it this way: it's better than seeing them fight, physically or verbally. At least it's lovin'.

 

no, they fight all the time... im ok with that, because thats how they work out their problems... fighting keeps them together. but screwing... ughh... i just pretend that i didnt see it.. i guess it isnt a big deal, but its still pretty bad.. i cant even THINK of wanking off...

 

this thread needs pics