Omg I Accidently Killed Someone!!!!1

And not just someone, I killed the sheriff. I shot him when he entered my house without warning. He pointed his gun at me and I did not recognise him so I shot him. I did not want to kill him, it was only in self-defence!!!

I'm on the run now.... Help me, what should I do?

 

congratulations

 

Dye the clothes white...

 

Come on people, this is serious!!!!1

 

grab what you need and move to mexico.. like anyone else that has just killed a man

better?

 

Why Mexico? That is about as far away from me as, let us say, Trinidad and Tobago.

 

okay sure.. i have no idea where you are starting from.. just go somewhere where the government is totally out of control and they won't bother looking for you..


duh

 

but who killed the deputy?

 

Somalia's the place.
Your Past won't matter...

"The rise of militias in Somalia follows the collapse of its central government in 1991, when President Siad Barre was overthrown by opposing clans.

Those responsible failed to agree on a replacement and plunged the country of seven million people into lawlessness and clan warfare."

 

Not me. I only shot the sheriff.

 

Did you seriously kill him? I think not.

 

Yes I did!!!1 Not the deputy, but the sheriff!!
Help me please!!

 

try dressing up in the sherrif clothes, and parade around as him. maybe no one will notice, and you get to drive his fancy light up car.

 

You people are crazy!

 

Run for it man. You don't want to spend the rest of your life in jail, do you?

 

Hide in the mountains on the Pakistani/ Afgan border!

 

And call yourself Osama, that'll help for sure!

 

just say: it wasn't me it was that ugly guy over there!

 

That only works in Los Angeles and Hollywood.

 

Sheriff John Brown by any chance?