Old timey insults.

Whens the last time you called someone a Scallywag? It's been too long. I'm going to bring it back.


What are some more?

Nincompoop.

 

You rube.

 

You're my melancholy baby. A head like a melon and face like a collie.

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"eh you damn hippies stop your god damn tomfoolery"
my dad always says this alot

 

If you love old timey insults so much why don't you marry them?

 

You're just temperamental. 90% temper, 10% mental.

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Old time insults are the best haha.

I like calling people maroons sometimes..
And uhhh... fartknocker!

 

Ya yella bellied scoundrel

 

Queerbait

 

You're late.

 

what a dweeb.
Im rubber your glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
talk to the hand cuz the face aint listening
Psych!!
hahahaha

 

Cretin
Buffoon

 

You know if you call someone a turtle in parts of China, it can be construed as saying, 'your mothers a whore.' Turtles don't know who their dads are...

I can just imagine a war breaking out while trying to get turtle soup.

 

Dork

 

Beatnik!!!!!

 

Ya little pup!


ya amadán


ya gobbeen


ya eejit


yer as thick as manure and only half as useful


ya langer!

 

This is one my grandfather always uses,
"Slicker than cat shit"

 

knucklehead

shagnasty

nitwit

blockhead

meathead

blithering idiot

liverlips

nipplenose

holy buckshot!

ding bust it!

 

there used to be a commercial on tv with Wayne Gretzky and a downs syndrome kid....for the longest time it was an insult to call someone a "Gretzki"...thats probably just a local thing though.


could not find the actual commercial but it was part of this series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5MheTFJXpA"]YouTube- Wayne Gretzky Commercial

 

Ya piss ant!