a pizza that smells like apple and tastes like coca cola-lemon that just ain't groovy man! time before this the dude put egg on my pizza instead of chees i'm seriously beginning to think that a angry exboyfriend or my sick uncle pierre is behind this.
mmmmmmmm pizza? dude i publicly humiliate everybody who dares to mess with my pizza! that's why people avoid to take me to pizza restaurants but it's pizza...it's holy pizza...it's worth making a big scandal!