Ok im high

I was at my friends house and his dad went out and left his eBay account logged on.

I didnt close it because,well i just didnt. But then I saw a peice of paper with some numbers on it and i realized it was the credit card number, so I went bidding and bough a donkey named chester for 32.97 i thoight the guy was joking when i talked to him though

Is it actually going to come? Like it said the transaction was complete and the guy has a good % percentage of sales shit.

I told my friend and he died laughing

 

omg!
i am soooooo going on ebay now to buy some shit

last time i was on, i was the phone to my gf at the same time, and i found these glow-in-the-dark pens "for the bedroom"

we were gonna buy them but didn't yet

p.s. Captain, sell us some of yer namesake please?
mine is all gone for the night.

 

i think chester the donkey's gone off market now

he's on his way to Hamilton

 

His dad is gonna be so mad when the donkey shows up on his doorstep.... hahaha.
He probably won't know it was you.
But you might should fess up, because he might think somebody else stole his credit card number.

 

They actually go to the doorstep?....

Im sort of scared now

 

Oh, I don't know. I was thinking like a package? But it obviously won't come in a package. He might have to pick it up at the post office.
But I really don't know.

 

eBay informs the account holder via e-mail of a purchase.
I'm sure he saw it and was like WTF
and promptly contacted the owner of the donkey.

 

Oh Thank god

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I hope he checks his email :O

 

The buy//seller have to contact before anything goes down.

You're fucking hilarious.

 

I agree... randomly ordering Chester the Donkey hahaha

 

that's pretty funny, but i'm sure your friends dad is gonna be pretty pissed off

 

Maybe his friend's dad has a sense of humor and trying to keep serious while yelling at him. I suppose he feels like an "ass" for leaving the credit card number out.

$32.97 doesn't seem like alot for a donkey. Was it new with tags?

 

Umm, the donkies never coming. Its against ebay rules to sell anything live.

 

What if it's your soul...hahaha yes someones tried it (not me) and it was taken down shortly after.

 

haha before i read this post i was fucking faded and thought this thread was about buying a ceramic donkey or something. him buying a real donkey while high is 100 times funnier hahaha.

 

hahahahaha "sorry but i accidentally bought a donkey". id imagine it isnt real though but who knows mayb he actually was selling a donkey

 

yea i didnt think he was talking about a real donkey either!! but i guess he was..

but if i were you, andyour really telling the truth than just have your friend, the guy's son say that it was him just fucking around, and not to blame you. that's what friends are for.

 

congrats to the maker of this thread. You score a 10 out of 10 in my book. You are the first person on this whole website to actually make me laugh out loud when I am sober.

You sir are my hero!

 

funniest thread in a while haha

"one time i got high and accidentally bought a donkey on ebay..."

 

I hope you get screwed, I mean in a serious heap of shit for what your did. You DO NOT go fucking around with someone else's credit card, what are you 6? Man, if I was the dad I would screw you over so bad. Let's see how funny credit card fraud is dipshit. Don't even start with it was his fault he left it there and whatnot, it's his freaking house and, if someone loses their wallet, is it ok to use their credit cards? Think not. This is the immature shit that gives pot smokers a bad name. Dumbass