Oh the irony..

I don't mean to sound ignorant, but how do I dial an English number? It's 0044 plus 10 digits. And someone just told me I put 001 first.

Odon?

 

I need help with this for real, she's here til tuesday. Don't let me down HFers, there are enough of you from England.

 

Why Not Just Dial An Operator....??



Cheers Glen.

 

Go balls deep in dat shit.

Let's see her picture, brah.

 

Don't be foolish. We all know the only reason Deviate posted this is to brag that he's going to be getting some British poon.

 

Dude she is fucking FINE! Help me figure out how the fuck to work this # and I'll get her to text a pic.

Half black, hips and tits all day. But there's a complication, she's engaged. I guess that doesn't matter but I have a moral conflict with it to a degree. Plus she is cool as fuck.

 

Glen, what the fuck is an operator? This isn't 1970 :smilielol5:

 

I will help you out if you let her blow me first.

Half black? Damn, you got my attention.

 

Call British Telecom, We Are Not Your Phone

Service Provider....



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm not as much of a whore as people seem to think, dick. Well maybe.

But I posted because how ironic is it to have a English lady scrawling her shit down on a napkin on the 4th of july? I thought it was worth mentioning.

 

Alright, Then It's Your "Telecommunications Companys Customer

Service Consulant"...



Cheers Glen.

 

I ain't even kidding mang, so fucking fine. You have no idea. I am going to call my damn mom if none of you fuckers can help me. She's a world traveler and knows these things.

For fucks sake. She's by herself in the US until Tues, and down for whatever it seems.

 

Yeah, but what if she's no longer drunk by the time you get it all figured out? If you were smart you would have fucked her tonight while you still had a chance.

 

yes, dial 0044 (1234 567890).

Outside of the US you need to dial 001 to connect to the US.

 

I had to get back to my friends. This is where you are wrong anyway. I'll let her think about it tonight, take her out to a nice dinner drinks and conversation this weekend. Will I get laid? Probably. But if that is your only objective you will never get laid.

 

Thank you! So she did steer me right. My friend kept saying no you have to dial 001 first.

 

I missed your call, sorry.

01144 (ignore the 0) - the rest of the mobile No.

011 44 7xxx xxx xxx



I'd just use skype, to be honest...

 

You guys are phone buddies?

 

'hips and tits all day' ?

 

Did it it work?

Where are the pictures? : /