oh no! busted again!!

i was smoking at my college the other day out next to a pond next door and suddenly i heard "what are you doing?" i turned around and it was a security guard and i was standing there with a packed bowl in my hand; lit and cherried. i started running but he easily caught up to me as i was carrying a messanger bag full of text books, he wrestled me to the ground and zip-tied me (i didnt know that they could do that) i was dragged to the school where the cops were waiting for me. i was picked up to my feet and i broke loose and began to run again, once again i was pushed to the ground easily as i had my hands zip tied together. as i was placed into the patrol car i was punched by the cop several times in the face "for trying to run away". i was brought to the station and placed into a cell with a two black guys while still zip-tied and was beat up. i was then reamed up the ass by both of them. i just got home yesterday and learned i was kicked out of school and my parents sold my car in order to get me out of jail, i have court in a few weeks and i HATE COPS and i HATE MY PARENTS this is such bullshit weed needs to be legalised. this really sucks, and the only way it would suck more is if i wasnt just kidding.

 

damn.... that's a story and a half. So how was the reaming?

 

it was the only good part of his day.

 

did you guys get the end?

 

hahah i figuared it was fake after i read the part about the raping by the black men..

 

i dont know, i mean it sucks that you got busted and all. but your kinda asking for it when you smoke in the open on a college campus...

 

i dont believe this story

 

did you catch the last line?

 

many people have smoked many times in the open at a college campus...One of the safer city places to smoke outdoors imo


i wish people would read the entirety of a post before commenting on it.

 

testify brother!!!

 

haha thats exactly when i realised also. plus that you have been posting recently, which you wouldnt be doing if you was being raped in a prison cell. i was about to post aswell about you trying to run away from the cops, as itgs pretty dumb, but i have dont it so meh.


by the time you have read this post, i guarantee you 100% this has happened somehwere around the world. fuck starvin marvins, this is a huge fucked up situation we need to sort out maaaaaan XD


donate money to me, and i will let you on my statue, which when time comes will blast off into space saving us, and killing the greedy porkies. haha i love telling porkie pies :naughty:

 

yea the point was to parody all these kids on the busted forum who piss and moan about how unfair their parents are and that they hate the world etc.

 

That was a great story.

 

i was on the edge of my seat the whole time

 

ohh, i thought you were being serious.. jesus that would have been horrible if that had actually happened.

 

christ, reading the replies, its like back in grade school when the teacher assigned a massive reading assignment, and the last question was "ignore everything else, hand in the paper and leave, this is to prepare you to read the entire package before starting"

 

Yea I knew it was fake, because of the raping. I just wanted to make my post sound like It was real so others would imitate it. Lots of folk don't even read the whole thing so it might have worked

 

guys he was KIDDING!

 

no he wasn't... he seriously got raped, and loved it!

 

I dont know if it's just me but i got more entertainment in reading the replies the reading the acual post itself. everone just needs to chill. anyways... im guilty for moaning and bitching about my parents on the busted forum.... so its good to have a wee laugh at myslef.
peace