Ode to cat poop

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by daisymae, Dec 30, 2006.

  1. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Oh, cat poop you stink
    I wish she would bury you
    To cut the fumes

    Then I would not have to see you
    And bury you for her
    And light a match
     
  2. A.B.E.

    A.B.E. Member

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    Yuck ! I feel so sorry for you. This is quite unnecessary, if you just allow your cat to have access to the outdoors. We cut a hole in our house rather than deal with a cats mess. You can put a flap over the hole. Or leave the door slightly ajar, or a window with just a hole, and the rest covered with duct tape. Cats are so clean when they can just get outside, you never even notice them or smell them (cats smell sweet when they are clean), and would certainly not write a poem about it. Good luck !!!!!
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Yeah man......cat shit is the shit:spliff:
     
  4. skittlechickisback

    skittlechickisback Banned

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    Or you could get a litter box with a cover like what I have for my kitty. It also gives them some privacy.
     
  5. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    That was...... interesting to say the least. Ya know, they make those auto scraping kitty litter boxes. They aren't that expensive. :confused:

    That does suck though.
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    just scoop it out and send it to ganja
     
  7. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    or you could just eat it, thats what i do. tastes like burnt pork chops. add rice.
     
  8. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    It's completely necessary for a few reasons...we live in the city on an extremely busy road.
    She is almost 10 years old and FAT. (I measure her food, she is just fat) If she went potty outside she still wouldn't be clean because she can't reach her bum...
    Yup, I had to wash it Xmas morning because she was messy...:D I am so lucky.

    I will write poems about cat shit all I like, this is Random Thoughts.
     
  9. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    She wouldn't fit. I had to buy an under-bed storage box to use as a litter box. She is a big woman. ;) I used to have a regular box, but she would get in it and her ass was still hanging out = poop on the floor.


    I am saving up a care package for him. :D
     
  10. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Very good poem. :D
     
  11. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    ... because there just aren't enough odes to cat poop ...
     
  12. -peaceman69-

    -peaceman69- Member

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    Just a newfangled way to scare the shit out of the cat!
     
  13. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    nice poem.

    i too hate cat shit, but have to go through cleaning it when it gets too full.

    :(
     
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