First of all, this sounds far-fetched, but it's true. I just had an interesting and partly illegal experience with my neighbors. A game has just been won by the Boston Celtics or something (I live in Swansea, Massachusetts) and my neighbors were outside cheering and screaming, "We won! We won!" And I hate it when people do this so I started mocking them (yes, I'm admitting that I did start this little spat with them. Not one of my prouder moments. Opps) I started being sarcastic and saying, "Yeah! We won! 'Cause, you know, we played. Remember you were center and and your son was power forward. Remember. Yeah, we were the ones playing!" They called me a gypsy in the worst manner possible and I took great offense to that. Most of my neighbors live in trailers, including the ones I got into a fight with. My mother and I worked very hard for a long damn time to make enough money to live in a house, so I got a tad pissed. I yelled, "I live in a house! You live in a trailer! And you're calling me a gypsy?!" This is where it gets really unbelievable, especially for a small neighborhood in Swansea, but I swear to God (I don't even belive in God, oh well) it's true. The son went inside and came back out with some sort of a gun, it looked kind of rifle-ish. I don't know. But he came out with a gun and fucking shot at me!! It was so scary! I thought he was going to kill me! I hid behind a shed and dashed for my house. He only fired like three shots, maybe just to scare me. I think he could have hit me if wanted. Because these people are pretty good shots, I've seen them shoot squirrels in trees (I don't get terribly mad about this because they're not doing it for fun, they later eat the meat and use the fur for stuff) But, anyway, it was really fucking unusual for here. I don't know why I'm putting this up. Maybe someone has had an odd interaction like this before. I don't know, have fun laughing at my patheticness. Thanks for reading.
Actually, I did have fun laughing at your patheticness. Although the fact that you're 14 makes your stupidity understandable. What's wrong with shooting squirrels and not eating them? Not like they're endangered. All they do is steal the birdfood that you set out to lure the birds in to shoot them. But, they are Celtics fans, so I can't disagree with you talking shit to them, even if you are a dumb fucking hippie, who isn't actually a hippie, but rather a 14-year-old who thinks Jimi Hendrix is cool.
Funny how a few quick sentences posted by Deus sums up what had to be nearly an hours worth of typing by the original post's author way better than they could.
