novelty?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by strange, Feb 14, 2007.

  1. strange

    strange Member

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    what does it mean when a vibrator says on the package "sold as a novelty only" ???
     
  2. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    It means you're not actually supposed to use it.

    Like those collector Barbie dolls your aunt had and wouldn't let you play with when she babysat.
     
  3. ButtonGear

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    Actually, I think it means the company that made it does not want to be sued when you accidentally injure yourself in a masurbatory mishap and have to seek medical care on your bleeding genitals. ;)
     
  4. Sunburst

    Sunburst Fairy

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    Oh dear! Haha yes, I've used plenty of those and have not had any bleeding genitals thus far! Well not that I've noticed anyway...
     
  5. strange

    strange Member

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    sounds sketchy, bleeding genitals should be avoided at all costs...its just a vibrator though...??
     
  6. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Psh. My genitals bleed every fucking month.
     
  7. slimgoodbar

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    as defined in Webster On-Line #3 -- a small manufactured article intended mainly for personal or household adornment -- usually used in plural
     
  8. EazyE

    EazyE Senior Member

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    You FREAK lol.
     
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