note to self

when eating greasy finger foods, have a napkin handy so you don't look like a freak of nature covered in greasy foodsy goodness. arrrrg

 

That's why God invented finger lickin'.

 

And it was good.

Yay.

 

Wetnaps

 

fingerlickin is good and all, but it doesnt' seem to get rid of all the grease, at least not for me

 

That's why I only eat greasy finger food while drunk around people that are drunk... they don't care and I don't care.

 

lettuce..... cold iceberg will absorb anything from lard to moter oil.... it's fucking amazing (great for skimming fat off a soup wicked fast)

 

i like the wet naps, or i just get up and go to the bathroom

 

I work in a hot wing joint.

I dont care how clean my hands are, i cant lick sauce off my fingers. I dont know, i cant lick my hands or put themin my mouth. It just seems dirty.

and anyways, alcohol usually makes you not give a fuck about slpooiness

 

If its that fucked up and that much grease id rather not eat it.

 

we cook omlets n such for yuppies ....the greese factor is horrible...biscuts n gravy ? yuck . pounds of hydrogenated oil ....bacon greese n butter ....