I'll try to keep this short cause I tend to get really wordy. I used to be a 24/7 stoner, i got into some legal problems and now i'm clean and getting life sorted out. WELL last friday I lost my job. suck. I called my PO and told him, he said it's cool cause i'm still full time college. I'm also on the methadone clinic and they test me once a month so my PO dosn't have to. they report everything about my treatment back to the PO. I peed in a cup not a week and a half ago. they usually test in the middle or end of the month. well I had a relapse. I smoked a bowl sunday night with my ex and we talked and it was all good because I knew it'd be a while untill i get tested again. BOY WAS I WRONG they dropped on me today, and i knew I was screwed. Well as a strange bit of fate, or perhaps karma, i had pulled into the clinic right as a friend i met at a festival got there, and i nodded at him on his way in. i came in and was told i had to pee and i told them i couldnt right now and went back into the waiting room annd started trying to think of a way out. my buddy got called over the intercom to go dose. on his way back i looked up at him and said "im fucked i smoked last night." with shifty eyes he said "man that sucks" and he mumbled something under his breath, then went back to dose. I sat there and my pulse was racing. i thought about scooping water out of the toilet or something. all kinds of dumb thoughts. My buddy was done and walked out of the back, then came over and said bye and gave me a hug cause we some hippies and told me to keep the faith. he slipped a bottle of warm pee into my hand, the slickest manuver i've ever seen, and gave me a nod. my eyes got big and i had to stop myself from thanking him right then. I went into the test room and quickly poured a tiny bit of the clean pee into the test bottle, and held my sweaty palm on the thermometor strip for a second to make it show up and slid it through the place where you set the sample. it's ironic...not a week ago, i gave my clean pee to someone who needed it in a pinch. god I cant wait till my privacy isn't being infringed on. just goes to show you, that one bowl every 3 months you think you can get away with... you might be playing russian roulette.
