Nine speckidy dutch

Discussion in 'German' started by gdd, Dec 17, 2005.

  1. gdd

    gdd Member

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    I can't spell let alone pronounce it.

    Any good German phrases I should know about?

    I have Austrian blood in me somewhere, just though it be cool to learn a foriegn language other than french :p
     
  2. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Fuck French, man.

    "Du, luchst die scheisse aus meinem arschlot mit einem stroh".

    "Du kannst mich am arsch lecken".

    "Hat jemand in deinem Kopf geschissen und hat vergessen, es zu rühren?", I believe is correct.

    "Du saugst mehr schwanz als dem Hilton schwestern".

    All very good phrases.
     
  3. old tiger

    old tiger Senior Member

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    [​IMG]Ah..Ah..Toolmaggot.
    Nice to see you on this German forum..
    Du sprichts ja richtig gut populaire Umgangsprache..
    Wir spinnen ja allen ein bisschen hier..
    Tool...do you have German blood in you??[​IMG]
    In jeden fall..herzlich wilkommen..
    Emiel
     
  4. YinYangFish

    YinYangFish Senior Member

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    *omg* - was geht denn hier?! *staun*
     
  5. Pit Schepatsche

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  6. sophie

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    leck mich am arsch ist ja nun wohl relativ alltäglich und gar nicht so schlimm............ und der rest, naja, ich würde es wahrscheinlich nicht benutzen (kannte das meiste gar nicht) aber wenn's hart auf hart auf der straße kommt haha ;) ach was soll's ist wohl ein typisch amerikanisches wir-wehren-uns-gegen-die-prüderie-ding oder so ;)
     
  7. sophie

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    whoops that was german but oh well never mind. too lazy to write it again now
     
  8. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Nah. I know what I'm saying. And it was meant to be funny, not practical.

    But hey. You never know when you're going to need to tell somebody to lick your ass.

    S'okay. I'm good without the welcome.
     
  9. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    What did maggot actually say?

    I only know three lines of German.

    "Ich bin Ein Berliner" - I am a doughnut
    "Ein wirst, ein bier bitte" - gimme a sausage and a beer
    and
    "Mach sofort die Beine offen" - no clue what it means, but someone yelled it in a movie
     
  10. old tiger

    old tiger Senior Member

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    Iron Goth..Toolmaggot..
    Yip..this kind of German is not daily language..
    but still..some people think it's insulting..
    others tolerate it..i would suggest not to use it
    too often..but it's O.K. for me anyway..
    Mach sofort die Beine auffen..
    means open your legs as quickly as possible..
    could be used if you step on your motorbike[​IMG]
    Toolmaggot...post here..and Iron Goth..as well..
    Emiel
     
  11. Pit Schepatsche

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  12. YinYangFish

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    "Duschlampe" = die Lampe in der Dusche?! Das wär´s doch mal!

    Also Leute - also ehrlich. Ich würd zwar nicht gleich danach rufen, den Thread zu schließen, aber wenn ich mich in einem englischen Thread nur dadurch hervortun würde, meine Kenntnisse englischsprachiger Schimpfwörter, Flüche und anderer Sprüche kundzutun, die würden sich bestimmt auch freuen...
     
  13. sophie

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    meine güte, so schlimm wie ihr nun tut ist es ja auch wieder nicht..........
     
  14. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    So, votten sprechen ein toolmaggoten in das postingst mit das hahahahahaha transaltenpleasen

    Danke shern
     
  15. YinYangFish

    YinYangFish Senior Member

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    Schlimm hast Du gesagt, nicht ich! ;)
     
  16. sophie

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    außerdem ist duschlampe cool ;)
     
  17. Pit Schepatsche

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  19. sophie

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    was isn penis's blurbs?
     
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