Next time you are in the bath or shower.

Look at your genitals. You will realise that creation is a very funny and strange thing.

 

why wait?

 

I like my genitals. Hee hee.

 

My vagina is beautiful. And pink.

 

aww, now i just want to shower with my love.....ffs.

 

I, as a guy, look at my genitals and find myself asking 'this is the best design that came off the drawing board?' I mean, at least a vag has some semblance of elegance to it...nice sweeping, clean lines, even a lippy one....a penis just looks like someone was cramped for time, grabbed an oddly shaped chunk of rock and stuck it in place. I mean it looks like a biological leftover from an experiment or something...lol. seriously, (in case my penis overhears this) I do have a great appreciation for it, but I think the design could have been worked on a little further...lol

 

lol.

Really its the perfect shape for the job. Its simply something to put in something else in order to reproduce...

 

Yeah hold up there, a penis is just a big of skin in a phallic shape. nice and simple.


No cuntflaps or clitoral hoods or anything getting in the way

 

I don't really care, I just want to see it in a girl to tell ya the truth!

 

It looks like an elongated baby mole with no eyes, with an afro and two giant pink sacs hanging out of its sides.

 

Can do,
its time for me to shave.

 

My stuff just looks to me like thats where it should be. And that is where it is....

=D

 

it could be worse, I suppose, it could look like a piece of escher art.

 

i already looked at myself quite a bit this evening... while i proceded to pour hot wax over it and then rip out all the hair. quite barbaric and yet oh so pleasurable to have nice smoothe skin...

 

(groan)

NTH, if I didn't think you were hot enough already....thank you. Now between the pictures you've posted on the body shots thread, and this, I'm going to have intresting dreams.

I might actually have a hardon for the first time in a month...and might not even be awake enough to enjoy it...lol!

 

Next time i'm in the shower...got it.

 

you sound so old and decrepit with a shrunken dick and too tired to shake it. can't be all that bad.

oh, and i failed to mention... i didn't rip out ALL the hair, just the hair on the bottom half and up the sides... gotta have a bit of bush on the top.

 

you have completely misunderstood the sarcastic tone of my comment. born25yearstoolate is only a few years older than me, and he acts as if he's all old and shrivelled up (which is waht i was TRYING to imply is so NOT the case)...

ah, bugger it all... i give up... my brain is just too tired to be witty anymore. born, do you forgive me? it was all a misunderstanding! i only meant to stroke your ego and tell you you're not so damn old! once again i'm left with the taste of foot in my mouth...

how was that attempt at grovelling? i'm getting pretty good at it, eh?

 

I can't look at my genitals in the shower. The world is a very fuzzy place without my glasses. Oh! I could wear my contact lenses. This sounds like too much trouble. I know what my genitals look like.