never drinking again!

i know everyone says this at least once, but i think im dead serious. i still like beer but i could never ever drink hard liqour again. heres what happened last night...

my friend and i found a bottle of brandy in my parents wine cellar. i dont think my parents even knew it was there, neither of them ever drink hard liqour. still, the bottle was about halfway full/empty (depending on how optimistic you are i suppose). anyway, my friend got pretty drunk, but i had WAY too much. probably 8-9 shots. i'd been drunk before, but this was a whole new level of drunk. when i would turn my head to the left, the whole room would fuzz up and feel like it was tilting that way. it was pretty fun. all of a sudden, for no reason, my mouth started watering like crazy, and i felt my stomach hurt. i stood next to the toilet and puked my fucking brains out. it sucked.

the next day, i woke up. I have never had a hangover before, so i'm sure you know how shocked i was. i was really, really anxious. i kept thinking my parents were talking about the bottle of brandy everytime i heard them speak, when in reality they probably don't know it exists. i had a really bad headache, and i tried drinking water but that didn't help. i ate some breakfast, and about 10 minutes later puked that up. but the worst part is thinking about the brandy. just imagaining opening the bottle makes me want to go puke in the toilet again. its SO bad. i don't think i could ever drink hard liqour again.

anyway thought i'd share this. im sure you all have been through this too. from now on its only weed. maybe beer here and there, but its not worth it at all.

 

Welcome to the wonderful world of drinking.

There is no such thing as "never drinking again" unless you really love Jesus or something.

Anyhow, it seems like you're mad rich, so take advantage and waste mommy and daddy's money on black tar heroin and Big Foot wine that's on sale.

 

uhhg if this is what the world of drinking is like you can count me out...

no, im not mad rich. upper middle class to be exact

 

Perfect for a good heroin addiction.

Can I borrow a 100$ while we're at it? I'll use the money towards something productive... like cigarettes and socks.

 

well if you consider socks to be productive then call me working class

 

im the opposite of you. i love beer, but it fuckes me over big time. three beers and im out, yet i can walk away from a dozen shots of vodka. eat something next time before you drink, will take longer for it to get into your system

 

upper middle class and taking shots of brandy

nice

 

interesting... do you get hangovers from those 3 beers? yea you're right, i should've had a full stomach. also i should've had some water to at least lessen those damn headaches.

 

No time for such tomfoolery boy,

Give me those 100$, before I have to call the cavalry on your ass.

 

ok i'll just mail it to you. do you want 100 dollars straight cash, or 100 dollars worth of socks?

 

That depends. Do you own 100$ worth of socks?

Are they good socks?

They better be good socks.

This is what we do to rich white boys like you in the hood... when they bring us bad socks, that is.

 

dont worry i got some dank ass socks. they come from the Italian pizza fuck strain, i think.

 

Shiiiiiiiiiit! Nigga got the hookup!

 

i love these forums. ONLY on this site would a thread about a hangover turn into illegal sock dealing

 

so yeah...

this is my contribution:

 

it should say "you gonna get raped"

that monkey looks like a fucking badass

 

Hey hey hey, shit's legal, ya hear? It betta be legal.

If the 5-0 ever question you about the deal... you betta keep your trap shut. It was clean socks you hear? CLEAN socks, not dirty socks. Betta not tell them you've been dealin' in dirty laundry...

The great prophet wouldn't be proud...

 

That's extremely racist of you.

That's not a monkey, it's infact a ******.

 

my bad dude. just don't tell the NAACP about this, please