need some help

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by SpENS93, Sep 15, 2007.

  1. SpENS93

    SpENS93 Illuminati

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    im not going 2 lie im not good when it comes to the ladies but this girl really digs me adn she wants to smoke with me tomorrow and she said after were all stoned well probably end up doing stuff so basically i need a crash course in seduction
     
  2. CircaX43521

    CircaX43521 rat in a drain ditch

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    I haven't done this, because I'm still a virgin, but this sounds somewhat reasonable

    -start kissing her, not with the tounge, but just kissing her
    -slowly start making out
    -make out with her for a while
    -start kissing her neck etc.
    -slowly move your hand up to her breast
    -pull a feelski while still kissing her
    -do that for a little while
    -slowly move your hand down and start rubbing her pussy outside of the pants, but if shes wearing a skirt, put your hand under it, and do it outside the panties.
    -eventually, dive your finger into the pink sea


    It should go easily from there.

    and remember LOTS OF FOREPLAY!
     
  3. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    Smoke with her. Say "do you want to shotgun it"? She'll say ok, so then you blow the smoke in her mouth. Have her do it do you next, and then start to make your move. Just go with the flow and dont get too nervous. Just be yourself and have fun with it, really just dont think about it to much. It should all go good from there. Also take her hand and place it in your private areas lol, trust me she'll probably be more horny then you.
     
  4. SpENS93

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    sshe is horny shes a little freak she did this same thing to my boy and his cousin but theres a drawback.........



















    shes 15

    lmao im going to jail
     
  5. A593

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    What the hell man?...
    Forget about that shit.

    She's 15. Don't lower your standards like that. I'm not going to touch the fact that she's already openly done this with two other guys.

    Smoke with her, and then just be(pretend to be) too good for her to do anything with her. It'll atleast show her you're not as pathetic as you will be if you DO hook up with her. Every 15 year old girl feels like she is so much better than any older guy they hook up with... I've watched every slut in my class last year (freshmen) hook-up with the seniors, and they didn't respect the guys at all... they were just proud of themselves. They WILL respect the older guys that they feel doesn't need them, but is simply giving them a chance at an older guy(like having mercy) but those are the guys that denied them the first few times.

    I know, it hurts to pass up such a wonderful opprotunity. But have some dignity man.

    But if you can't/won't simply let this opprotunity go, then ust let her do everything. It seems like that's already her plan, and if you don't initiate it... I'm sure she will
     
  6. SpENS93

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    ok so were hangin out later.

    now i all i need to do is find a fat bag but i could still use som advice
     
  7. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

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    nut in her eye and kick her in the shin and call her a pirate
     
  8. thc22

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    if your actually only 18 it doesnt matter that much. If your a senior and shes a sophmore thats not much of an age difference.
     
  9. thc22

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    also, what circax43521 said works
     
  10. CircaX43521

    CircaX43521 rat in a drain ditch

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    Really, a three year difference isn't that bad.
     
  11. StayLoose1011

    StayLoose1011 Senior Member

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    I used to worry about how to make the move, but dude, if she already wants to do stuff with you, there is nothing to worry about. SHE ALREADY WANTS IT... so all you have to do is initiate it. Just have a smoke, and after you smoke, cuddle up next to her or something and maybe start giving her a shoulder rub. Then it's over dude, you've won.

    I do have to agree with the other posters, 15 years old is pretty young, but I'm not really going to comment on that, I'm only going to say that hooking up with this girl sounds like it will be easier than taking candy from a baby.
     
  12. gaum

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    id do a 15 year old
     
  13. SpENS93

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    lmao we were bout to smoek an d i threw up my big mac lmao were chillin later after i get som more
     
  14. Nothing Crossed Out

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    wow, you really know how to lay down the mac :/
     
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    Fallout55 Banned

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  16. StayLoose1011

    StayLoose1011 Senior Member

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    hahahaha holy shit... laying down the mac... wow.

    I hope you're not scarred by this experienced. Perhaps you can use the incident to arouse her maternal instincts, and you can spin it into a positive thing to win her sympathy :)
     
  17. SpENS93

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    no it was funny som1 fucked with my food lmao
     
  18. Fallout55

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    What happned?
    Did you still get with the gurl?
    If you happy becaus instead of getting layed, you got to spew chunky murder mac, I envy you.
     
  19. SpENS93

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    well she hasnt texted me back in an hour lol she says shes grounded for being a whore on myspce lol
     
  20. diggity2

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    i think thats a reasonable excuse for not wanting to hang out with some dude who puked a bit ago, hate to say it,but unless both people are extremely drunk, puking is not a turn on....and even then its not,you just dont give a shit...
     

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