Need my bone smooched

Maybe someone has an idea where I can turn to (besides a lady of the evening) to get my thrills.

 

get a sheep

 

I said smooched. Not bitten.

 

Ewww...... just beat it man.... or try to kiss it yourself?

 

Don't hand me that bullshit. You know you would want to.

 

Nope...

 

Even if I was Bogsy boy?

 

I'll do it for ya......as long as you don't mind my hairy arms. I didn't shave them this weeks. Damn hormones are too expensive and my hair is starting to grow back again.

 

Buy some hot baked goods... as long as the filling isn't too hot your good to go!

 

Bogs would never ask such a thing.....he would never whore himself out like that.

 

whats wrong with benig a whore anyways?

 

2 lb's of raw liver and a coupla rubber bands should do the trick for ya...

 

just find a girlfriend to be your personal whore

 

I like to use pliers and 4 lb's of liver, but otherwise, yeah.

 

*nods* It's all about wot works for ya personally

 

exactly. One time I even vomited on my hand while it was wankin my dick....pretty hot shit. especially when it dribbled down my balls and into my ass......my finger immediatly poked right in

 

haha! I can see it left a vivid memory

 

I have pics if ya wanna jerk off to em.....

 

Post them and we will see if they are jerk-worthy.

 

For you yes! Oh my god how are you?