Need Help! Smuggling Weed To Spain

Hi, i live in England and i am going to be flying through Birmingham Airport to Malaga airport in Spain. I need to take about 1/8 of weed with me and i was thinking of doing it by wrapping the weed up in cling film tightly, then putting that into a little sealable bag which will be covered (on the outside) with candle wax (heard dogs cant smell through this) i then wrap a layer of plastic around it and apply selotape so it is very tight. Then i was gunna put it in another sealable bag that is full of very potent aftershave and then finally put that bag in another bigger sealable bag and then tape that bag round the back of my ballsack.
Im wondering weather this is a good idea or could you help me improve it or even give me other tips on how to do this!
I have also never experienced sniffer dogs at this airport in the 10 years that i have flew from Birmingham.

Any help would be appreciated!

 

spain as better pot then England, so why smuggle it in?

 

id smuggle the THC in my blood stream.

 

exaclty what i thought.

if ur that desperate tho, do a steve- o-. pack a washed out condom with weed, tie it up and swallow. then when ur thereeither puke it out, or wait till it poops out

 

Just find some in Spain. It will be much safer then smuggling.

 

post exacty details of how youll do it online so they know what to look for

 

^^^Yes, take his advice.

 

Hold it in your lungs and have people pay you to breathe into their faces. You'll make some cash and have an amazing high.

 

Weed is basically legal in spain, and they get the nice morraccan hash imported, so i'd just get some there.

 

dude just like everyone else said: weed is practically legal in Spain, and youll have no problem getting it there, just make sure youre safe about getting it. As in, dont fall for tourist traps: DONT follow any dealers around, and only have the amount of money on you that you want to pay for hte weed with, and dont have valuables on you: especially if you cant speak spanish and they know youre a tourist, they can take advantage of you. Not trying to discourage you from doing it, Im just saying itll be easy as hell to find it, but theres always mean people out there who like ot trick tourists. But yeah, Ive heard weed is everywhere, especialyl if you go to Barcelona.

 

Well, to be honest i cant trust spanish dealers, id rather take my own supply, and i havent got that much money so i dont really want to waste it but tell me is that a good idea. Also i have been to spain for nearly 7 years and i have never encountered any dealers or anybody who looked like a dealer.

Can yu please give me tips on how to get it through security

 

^ wait you dont trust native people who grow the plant nicely outdoors? yet you trsut a typical brit who gets his share of skunk (worse than swagg imo) and laces it with grit, makes it smell moldy and smoke horrible?

ur fucked in the head

 

um, why cany ou trust spanish dealers?
like I said, just be smart about it: if they try to get you to follow them off somewhere thats deserted without people, then simply DONT go, and only bring 20 euros with you (thatll get oyu an 8th, however, the only sell in grams, atleast where I am in europe, in gemrany), nad no digital cameras, cell phones, etc. just to be safe.

but getting weed in germany has proven to be extremely easy, atleast in berlin. just go to nice big parks, and keep your eyes peeled for people hanging around suspiciously. Do it during the day when other people are around, so that you dont need to worry about the dealer doing anything to you, and you dont gotta worry about the police very much, beacuse they are a lot mroe relaxed there.

but if you think bringing weed on an airplane is safer, than youre a bit crazy in my opinion, hehe. its just too much of a risk, trying to get it from a dealer would be much safer i think.

good luck!

 

i say wrap it into a compact cube,packed down really tightly,grease it up and squeeze your eyes shut and shove it up ur ass

 

err. i dont know where you live but fuck me u actually smoke that shit that is covered in grit and smells moldy and smokes horrible i think ure the one fucked in the head ahh it must be that ure one of the people who get given shit weed because ur a PUSSY!
also your a british person that is going over to spain and dont even speak spanish plus you have never met this person before oh and never smoked his fucking weed so id rather take my own and not smoke some spanish crack filled shit or maybe stuff that isnt weed
ur a fuckin fucktard u know that. if you are offered shit weed, then dont buy it smoke it then complain about how shit it is.

 

This is actually the best idea.
Buy condoms with no lube.
To be safe, use a 2nd condom to 'double wrap it'.
It's easier to swallow than you think.
It's also as foolproof as it gets.
Good luck.

 

hmn, incase you havent notices all the weed in mother fuckland aka Uk looks the same. same old skunk. alittle hard to find a decent person selling weed when u live in a rough area, you buy the stuff. ur not going to stand there by a pub examining the weed by the street light are ya? i had bough from like 15 different people back in the day, all of the weed was either sandy or with glass. im not that bothered because i did not smoke it. i never smoked shit weed, i have never been so desperate to get stoned to smoke somewthing i find fucked up. i grew my own weed which everyone who smoked said was the best weed they ever smoked. and it was the shittiest strain you can get (lowrider). so if the shittiest homegrow strains outgoes brittish skunk, than what do you think the puff will be like in spain where people are doing purple power, cheese, haze etc. all long season sativa dominant strains - ull get the best weed in the world. dont speak spanish, well im pretty sure many of them undrstand some english. and just go to a bar/ club/ w/e. u will find someone eventually. and just listen- if you get busted at the airport with weed, do you know what theyre are going to do to you? smuggling drugs? man u would be fucked.

oh and if you cant tell if the shit ur getting is buds with thc or grass with white crack rocks then lol @ u fella

 

smuggling illegal stuff is big no no. dont be stupid, just buy in spain.

 

Does anybody know what happens to your suitcase when you check it in, what type of security does it go through?
Im either thinking of puting it between my ass cheeks or tie to my balls or put it in the suitcase but i dont know what type of security UK airports have?
Any of you know?

 

fuck all that putting stuff in your ass and taping it to your ballsack. haha fuck all that man. over some weed? nah... just buy some.