Need advice

hey ladies

I'm going to be leaving my basement and going outside in about a half hour. Any tips on how to pull in some girls?

How do I get girls that are outside? Girls in public?

What are some things I can say to them that will make them invite to their place for sex?

How do I make them like me?

 

Put self tanner on your pasty basement skin and don't talk about video games or internet forums.

 

girls? not women?


money. drugs. money.

 

I'm poor and drug free

my arms and legs are tanned...isn't that enough?

 

my neck is tanned too...i forgot that part

its gonna show when i get a haircut

 

Get an official looking camera(doesn't matter if it works or not-(better if it doesn't) and tell each girl you're on assignment to interview beautifull--(ah might be over the top there)--pretty women to determine ___________ < fill in some bullshit here and before the day is out,I'll bet you will be able to entice some needy ,hapless puke of a female to come to your filthy ,dirty basement and maybe perform some unknown,illegal act on you. Just an idea. Oh yeah--don't forget to tell your mama not to come downstairs with your afternoon snackies.

Hope this helps.

 

Do you have a hairy chest? Girls can't resist a good ole hairy chest peeking out from a half buttoned shirt... they'll be all over you.

 

oh don't forget to ask the ladies if they want to fist your ass. Girls love that.

I just saw a thread entitled "girlfriend fisting my ass!" and I realized I needed to use that material in this thread lol.

 

Obviously ask them to invite their mother or sister for some action too.

 

such great advice thanks...Ill let you know if it works

 

Do you have a dog or something? Can you borrow one? Women can't resist a dog

 

or a cute baby

 

These give good advice on ladies, also...

 

:smilielol5: ^


go to the park/beach or where alot of ladies hang out and bring a friend along with you as a wingman

 

girls my age I mean...I dont really like the word "lady" because I dont want a lady...I want a girlfriend/soulmate

lady sounds so old and proper..and grandma-ish

 

join stuff....take a cooking course free at loblaws...i saw some babes there.....take a low impact fitness course...a bartending course..you get the idea

 

did you score yet? are you scoring right now?

 

and a little trannyish too.

 

no..but i just went to the grocery store and caught 2 old ladies checking out my crotch...I probably should have chose tighter underwears today

 

sit on a copy machine and xerox your ass. then pass out the copies of your butt-cheeks to any lady that catches your fancy and say "these are mine, wanna come back to my place?"