Nature Lover

My friend owns a restuarant, and one day he gave me a live lobster.
I had it at home in a small tub. It became alomost like a pet. I named him "Pinchy".
I grew quite fond of Pinchy. But I couldn't keep him at home in that small tub and I just didn't have the heart to drop him in a pot of boiling water.
So I took him to the woods and set him free.

 

that was beautiful

 

in about 5 minutes the munchies will kick in and you'll be like "shit...i coulda ATE'm"

 

Are you sure you didn't run him a hot bath one night, and accidently cook him?

I can just imagine a group of stoned kids hiking on a trail one day and seeing a lobster cross their path.
What was that man?
I don't know man, I must be trippin...

 

hahah yeah, what a trip.

It's a monster! Ahhhh!

But see... how long would a lobster survive in the forest? Those creatures belong in the sea.

 

hhhaha thats funny.

i don't think it would survive long in the woods...

 

you guys don't have enough faith in lobsters

 

I was hoping this was how the story turned out.



*sobs* Pinchy would have wanted it this way. *sniff* *dips tail in butter*

 

A lobster in the hand is worth two in the bush?

 

Bushes and crabs are best kept seperate.

 

Haha, exactly what I was thinking. I would have...

 

that brought a tear to my eye

 

I have never found a lobster in "the bush" ..... but I don't think I'd keep it as a pet if I did. Okay, maybe I would.

 

Haha, that would be so crazy.