My wifes cooter's missing

i've looked everywhere

 

She has it well hidden desperately hoping you'll quit looking.

 

Sounds like it's time for a shave

 

as long as you can still find her mouth..

 

your wife? that's new

 

I haven't seen it since last week

 

..

 

Set out a bowl of yogurt, it'll come home when it gets hungry.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDZ_qeZk-rA"]Cooter! - Pandora Boxx (Official Music Video) - YouTube

 

I bet she took it with her.

 

unlike yours ...hers cant be found by smell alone

 

maybe she didnt have one in the first place,

maybe she's a HE

 

It's right here, attached to me of course. I don't remember getting married tho

 

This may narrow your search. You can find the coot in the following locations,

 

Well, I am located within the yellow area

 

it was stinkin' up the place so we buried it

 

Poor poor cooter.

 

....actually...rich cooter....poor cooter comes with drama and a suitcase

 

Cooters need sunlight, or something like cuttlefish bones to gnaw on for calcium supplement.
:book:

 

I saw your wife's cooter just last night