my uterus hates me

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  1. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    it's official.
     
    Boogabaah, Mar 16, 2010
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  3. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    well, good luck changing it mind
     
    Jo King, Mar 16, 2010
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  5. Deleted member 157313

    Deleted member 157313 Visitor

    Having a bad day darling?
     
    Deleted member 157313, Mar 16, 2010
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  7. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    you can have mine.
     
    MaryJBlaze, Mar 16, 2010
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  9. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    nah it doesnt I was talking to it last night it thinks you're great
     
    wild-flowers, Mar 16, 2010
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  11. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    do you want me to stab it?
     
    deviate, Mar 16, 2010
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  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    playing hard to get?
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Mar 16, 2010
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  15. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    You can have mine, I don't need it.
     
    TipsyGypsy, Mar 16, 2010
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  17. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Same with mine... all of my 'lady parts' hate me with a fiery passion. I am trying to give them herbs that will make them love me again though...
     
    antithesis, Mar 16, 2010
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  19. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    show that uterus whos boss
     
    whimbrel, Mar 16, 2010
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  21. psychedelicg1rl

    psychedelicg1rl Member

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    gosh I know the feeling. I am having womanly issues right now. it sucks.
     
    psychedelicg1rl, Mar 16, 2010
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  23. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    rip her out.
     
    YouFreeMe, Mar 16, 2010
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  25. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    35 days... and then an hour long period.. :mad: and nothing now... seriously?

    i really hope it's menopause..
     
    Boogabaah, Mar 16, 2010
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  27. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    0.o
     
    deviate, Mar 16, 2010
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  29. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    yes.. you have no idea how lucky you are that you have a wiener.
     
    Boogabaah, Mar 16, 2010
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  31. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    you may be right, but we have a lot of our own problems. like dealing with those that have a uterus :p
     
    deviate, Mar 16, 2010
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  33. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    yes...

    would you like to kick my uterus around? would that make it any better?
     
    Boogabaah, Mar 16, 2010
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  35. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    no, but I'd get it nice an high
     
    deviate, Mar 16, 2010
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  37. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    don't i wish... :mad: i can only assume that my health issues have been worse only because i don't smoke anymore..
     
    Boogabaah, Mar 16, 2010
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  39. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    GLEN Just Checked His Illustrated Medical Dictionary, And Was Dismayed

    To Learn He Was Born Without A Uterus....:(.

    It Appears GLEN Has A Prostate Gland Where His Uterus Should Be....:(.



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Mar 16, 2010
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