My theory on 9/11

Babies. Yes, Babies!

Babies were responsible for the absolutely horrendous attacks on yer freedom on September 11, 2001.

Think about it: How many times does the staff at an airport check the babies that come through?? NEVER. A baby could easily come through the detectors with weapons, bombs, and the deadly and most lethal BOX CUTTER.

The gov't wants you to believe that a group of Saudis committed 9/11, headed by Osama Bin Laden... Among which include Mohammad Atta, Etc...

But this is just what the govt wants you to believe.....

Why else would we be killing so many infants and newborns in Iraq and Afghanistan? Why else would our hunt for these terrorist killers not even end there? Easy. These babies are in IRAN!!

We MUST go to war with Iran! They have babies there!! and they are ALIVE!!! GOD HELP US! We must kill them now before they threaten our freedom once again on American soil... NEVER FORGET 9/11... EVER!!! What if that happened AGAIN? We have no choice, these babies attacked us first.

People of the world, we must attack Iran and destroy their BMD's.
(Babies of mass destruction)

 

Look at these newly born Iranian babies... You see anything wrong with this picture?

First thing I spotted that was wrong... and you all probably got this one right away because its just so freaking OBVIOUS... is the problem with its skin... look at it!! These babies aren't white!

Next problem... this ones alittle more subtle.. THIS BABY HAS TWO HEADS.
Obviously a mark of Satan. Irans babies = Spawn of Satan.
It is our CHRISTIAN DUTY to kill these babies before they attack us! Remember, they are jealous of our FREEDOM and will do anything to take it from us!!

Third thing you might have spotted is the thing around the babies left arm... Yep, you guessed it... its obviously some sort of new nuclear device doomed to destroy american freedom... Also looks like it has some tube to inject chemicals which cause the baby to gain super powers.

 

This post is just for morale issues. We all must support the troops as they venture into Iran to destroy the BMD's.



watch as our brave american soldiers defend our freedom with their overwhelming toughness and intelligence..

The rock that kid has could single handidly destroy that tank. Are we going to allow this to happen? Hell no. Support freedom, support our troops.

 

This brave and tough american soldier will be the most devastating force in our fight against BMD's.

Watch as he drops bombs from 30,000 feet above a nest of infants... This guy is so tough! A true american hero!

 

This is what one of our brave soldiers did to a man who was harboring Babies in his room. You have to think just how tough our troops must be. Moving a grown man half dead on a leesh is a hard task... Much props to this troop too.


Oh yeah! your so cool! America loves you!

 

Watch as our brave american soldiers defend themselves from the evil Iraqi Islamic DEATH DANCE!

 

So brave and tough!!! America loves you!

 

Nice try at being witty, but I didn't laugh.

 

yeah, no offense Mui, but this post really wasted my time, and i felt myself getting dumber as a I read it.

Peace and Love,
Dan

 

Oh yeah! It was supposed to be SOOOOOOO funny!
Babies dying from bombs is like SO funny.
*sarcasm*
and now a huge ass picture:

 

MY theory is that since a bad argument for a side hurts it worse than a good argument against it, the man has replaced Mui, who spoke against their controll, with an agent who will try to make people who are against the governemnts total controll look stupid by making really dumb written attacks on them.

 

No they don't... if anything they defend the republican administration to outlaw sucking cock.

Oh please... empty threats... doesnt that violate the TOS on hipforums...

They are so tough and brave, attacking third world countries with pre-vietnam war era weaponry... dropping bombs from 30,000 feet above them... wooh, they are so brave and tough! please.

O yah... i hate the government, but i support the troops... that makes a lot of sense doesnt it? The troops are tools for the government...

Its true that not all troops are the mindless idiots like the fascists responsible for Abu Gharib... just the majority of them... ive met smart troops before who only realized the trouble they got themselves into AFTER joining up for the forces for money..

The troops are compromised of either poor people, or mindless idiots..

And i bet these brave and tough troops would just love to hunt me down and kick my ass... because they are so big and tough!! They defend freedom afterall, by kicking the shit out of people they disagree with!!

Typical hypocricy.

Support the troops? I say fuck the troops.
Oh yeah, they arent the ones who give the orders, they just comply with them... So I guess I should love them? "where is the glory in complying with demands"

I wasnt trying to make anyone laugh, this is not a laughing issue... i was trying to piss you off... and like the huge fucking picture says... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

 

The only thing that our soldiers are defending in Iraq is the interests of American Big Business. You can say that they are defending America all you want but repeating that lie doesn't make it true.



"What good fortune for governments that the people don't think."-Adolf Hitler

 

So many of these flag-waving patriots who claim to be so proud of Free Speech are so hypocritical in the fact that they would do anything to shut me up, even threaten me on the internet.

 

Big busuiness and their own necks are the only two things they are defending...

How they fuck are they defending me when they are half way across the globe killing muslims?

Oh you mean they are defending us from Iraq? Like when iraq attacked us... wait that never happened!! Oh they are defending us from terrorists... by being in iraq... instead of in our homeland. that makes sense... you know, cause america is the victim of so many terrorists attacks... *rolls eyes*

How are they defending me when they are threatening to track me down and beat my ass?

Im tired of this blatant hypocricy... The media and George Bush have made it clear; Support the troops, or your a complete outcast to 99% of the country which follows whatever the commander in thief says.

They sure didnt defend me from the Patriot Act when it was used against me.

Now that I think of it I cant think of the last time our troops were used to actually defend us... When was that... after pearl harbor? Where mostly a few nukes were what saved "us" .... us being the american government of course.

 

True to Hippy Form ...

Thank you for the Awakening ...

Darrell

BTW: This is a compliment

 

holy crap i got a compliment, thank you sire.

I thought everyone hated me for not supportin the troops!
Such is the way anywhere, even on a bloody HIPPY forum.

"Hippies" my ass... hippies dont support murder or condone threats or fighting... period.

 

Mui, you're a goddamned moron. Aside from making a horribly poor attempt at humor, you have berated the American military, insulted the government, and made a hienous jackass out of yourself.

You hate the government eh? Well guess what? you listening Mui? No one gives a fuck. I'd assume you hate the government becuase it has obviously held you back in some and that would explain why you aren't a sucessful person right now. But fear not we have welfare programs for your type.

Just out of curiousity, why haven't you left this country and started to fight with the noble Iraqi insurgents on thier holy crusade against the infidel American army? I mean someone of your exceptional caliber would be a great asset to those who blow up police stations and oil pipelines on a daily basis. Oh, while you're at it, be sure to sharpen your knife so you can slay any journalist or civil servant in a gruesome videotaped beheading.

I find it very difficult to believe anything you say since your thread about how the republican war machine was suppressing the black vote which wasn't nearly enough to turn the tide against Bush.

 

Weird. I've noticed that more often than not when someone in these forums disagrees with something someone's posted they'll attack the poster (or their spelling or their grammar) rather than offer any kind of an opposing argument.


Politics is so confusing.

 

I think people like Mui secretly love George Bush, since neocon socialists like Bush, and self-described "marxists" like Mui are both actively seeking to destroy America and the Constitution, and bring about a fascistic world government.

Basically, Mui and Bush are on the exact same page. He just doesn't know it, like most commies and socialists, who buy into the trendy fashion aspect of the movement that makes socialism and communism so appealing to young people, who think they're rebelling against the system. Actually, they're playing right into the system. I think it's pretty hilarious, although sad and pathetic at the same time.