My sister's cat is a bitch

She was just sitting next to me on the couch and she reached onto the coffee table and knocked the XBox controller onto the ground. Then, she acted like nothing happened...just went right back to sleep.

I don't like her.

 

didn't we talk about this before? cats are just bitches.

 

She's the worst, too.

She broke this gigantic abalone shell that I found while snorkeling in California. I was pissed. She just stared at me.

 

she was laughing at you, the way that cats laugh.

 

Turn her into a stoner!

Our bitchy cat that thought she owned the neighborhood is a total doll now that we got one of those cardboard scratchers you can pour catnip in.

I like her more than the damn dog now =D

 

She just turned from Bitch to Evil, cuz that's just not right.

 

cats = chinese food

vile creatures

 

chinese food = yummolicious in my belly

 

Pooh Bear said it best "rumbly in my tumbly"

 

give that man a holiday.

 

I dont like her either...

 

cats are funny they think they're the shit and do w/e they please....
my bitch cat stole my weed earlier idk what she did with it
hahahahaha

 

:3

 

i think cat's are just fucking hysterical. rude little aristocracy. but they're so darned cuddly and affectionate.

 

No kidding. Marley climbed into my lap last night while on the computer and just slept after she knocked everything over. But I woke up this morning and she had opened up the cupboard under the sink and knocked everything out of it.

She's a jerk...and my cat is way better.

 

my cats get INCREDIBLY annoying when they're hungry.

 

Cats take advantage of our good nature.

 

im not my cats owner im just part of his staff.

 

my cat owns me...

if they did not have nails and teeth and quick reflexes i'll show them what's what...bastards....cute cuddly hairy bastards....

 

my cats been in heat for like, 3 months. :/