My retarded cat

was trying to get into a bag of chips that I had resting on my printer... he hit the feed button and it printed out the default picture they program into it for testing... scared the fuck out of my cat and he ran away... only to return 5 minutes later and just kneel before the printer looking at it respectfully in awe and wonder.

But the point of this thread is that I wish I had some pot.

 

You're cat sounds cute!

Me too.

 

Aw. Sweet kitty. I want a joint now.

 

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He's adorable. But waaay too vocal and needy. He loves having his chest/belly rubbed. it's so weird cats usually hate that and he is in pure euphoric bliss for it.

This rapper has a real good flow. Nothing substantial to say, but still an awesome flow.

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My cat used to flop down and roll on his back in front of me, then after a few minutes of rubbing his belly he'd claw me and bite my hand. Bugger

 

He gets so into it. streaching his toes out and clenching them back in. I actually had him grab my finger like his claws were fingers and try to pull me back to petting him.

Kinda creepy... he's been acting strange since his brother ran away(his bro was my favorite )

 

Okay, you're cat is adorable!

One of my cats ran away when I was little. We had moved and he wanted to stay, so he ran off and moved in with my old neighbour

 

I feel a tad guilty because I have some weed.

Tipsy-my cat does the same thing, however she gives me a split second warning and I get my hand out of the way asap. Sometimes I win, some times she wins.

Mr. Stoned, I know what you mean about vocal and needy. Same with my cat, and it is adorable at times, but sheesh it is also nice to just relax or god forbid get some work done without trying to please the cat at the same time.

 

I love pleasing cats.


yes, that's a metaphor for vagina.

 

Your cat sounds awesome. Any pics? Hope you get weed soon. i too have a "retarded" cat who is our "official collator." Dare leave a print job unattended and all the sheets get shredded and spread all over the floor!

 

my cat is laying on my lap now, getting his belly petted

i don't have any weed either.

 

I've got lots of weed, but no cat to smoke it with.

 

I want a cat, but ive got weed

 

I have a cat and fucking premo super dank ass piff ass fucking kushin motherfucking love bud

 

^^^ NOW all is well with the world.

 

I love cats

 

the poor thing getting scared

 

im a crazy cat lady <3 i looove cats... two are on my bed right now

 

whenever i grow up iam gonna have a dog and a cat and watch two normally pretty angry animals learn to love and respect each other. Thats going to be crazy. Backwards hat crazy. lol