My mom thinks I'm pregnant

:lol: It's because I get sick every morning around the same time. Foods that I used to love make me sick if I even smell them. And my sleeping habits have been weird.

 

There are other illnesses that mimic pregnancy syptoms.....

 

Yeah I went to the doctor and I'm low on iron. And my iron pills are making me sick.

 

iron pills are shit
i get shots for my low iron, they leave huge bruises but they work hundred times better than the pills

 

hey well at least they are making me sick enough to lose weight. haha I think I would rather be sick than get a shot.

 

Theres not a chance that you could be pregnant , is there ?

 

Not unless it's the antichrist.

 

Hahaha.....thats cute !!!

 

I love babies, especially mine

 

Can you take the flintstone's vitamins with extra iron?

 

*Volunteers to sire antichrist*

 

You want her to give birth to you?

 

not exactly.

 

Wow... something really strange, kinda gross, yet kinda kinky just popped into my mind. :croc:

 

Enough of that and go hang your delicates on the Christmas tree before they wrinkle.

 

Yes sir.


:whip:

 

My mom kept drilling me asking if it was my friend Jacob's - of course when I told that little shit he laughed and told everyone I was having his baby.


No babies from me. I don't want a little parasite right now. Maybe when I'm in my 30's.

 

30's? You'll be an old hag by the time your kid gets out of college.

 

I'll never be an old hag.

 

If they are upsetting your stomach you may want to see about injections instead.....also try to eat more high in iron foods.

Hope you feel better soon......upset stomach all the time is not the greatest.