My friend just gave me the best reason for why he tokes.

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by xLEFTOVERCRACKx, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. xLEFTOVERCRACKx

    xLEFTOVERCRACKx Member

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    Well he does drink because he's a devoted Muslim, but he tokes.

    "The Koran says that you cant drink, but it dont say jack shit bout tokin reefer."
     
  2. jakesanders

    jakesanders Senior Member

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    once i let some old ass book tell me what to do, then you can call me religious. until then, do whatever makes you happy.
     
  3. neim

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    the coran is not for me.
     
  4. Roach

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    It's spelt Qur'an
     
  5. White_Horse_Mescalito

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    pretty sure it doesn't say marijuana in the Bible either..but that doesn't stop fundies from saying it's from ...SATAN :reddevil:
     
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  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Amazing, that's indeed the best reason I've ever heard. So he shoots heroin as well? :cheers2:
     
  8. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    I believe god is alright with either as long as you don't get drunk and go home and beat your wife.
     
  9. skamikaze

    skamikaze Coffee Addict

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    But god loves it when people get stoned and beat their spouse.
     
  10. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    True story, it's in the book of mormon
     
  11. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    What's the Qu'Ran's policy on swearing muslims?
     
  12. dixie_pixy

    dixie_pixy HighMandi

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    Most ancient text are so out of date now. Really, they use to do so much shit. Don't take any lessons from the Qu'aran or Bible or wtf ever on if you should or should not smoke, drink, tattoo, pierce. That's all non since.

    Tell you friend to roll up a nice fattie with the paper in his "sacred book"!
     
  13. xLEFTOVERCRACKx

    xLEFTOVERCRACKx Member

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    he's not even a religious muslim. he was just using it as a joke and lol. you guys... man how stoned were you to think that its real?

    And I still sense a lot of hatred towards muslims within this topic.
     
  14. xLEFTOVERCRACKx

    xLEFTOVERCRACKx Member

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    oh and btw, koran paper isnt as good as bible paper, or so he says lol.
     
  15. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    What kind of muslim is he then? :confused:
     
  16. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    But the Bible is full of pot. Seriously, there are churches devoted to those specific verses. :cheers2:
     
  17. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Guttenberg printed his Bible on hemp paper.
     
  18. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    was just about to ask the exact same question!
    :D
     
  19. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُواْ إِنَّمَا الْخَمْرُ وَالْمَيْسِرُ وَالأَنصَابُ وَالأَزْلاَمُ رِجْسٌ مِّنْ عَمَلِ الشَّيْطَانِ
    Holy Quran, Sura 5 Al Ma'dah : v.90
    "O you who believe, intoxicants, and gambling, and the altars of idols, and the games of chance are abominations of the devil; you shall avoid them, that you may succeed."

    Just because the Quran does not specifically state that marijuana is sinful, does not mean that there is a loop hole around it.
    Although I see no problem with any drug use and in fact support it, dont make the mistake that the word Khamr (to cover) does not include any and all recreational drugs. Anything which clouds the mind or in any way alters the chemistry of the brain so that it is not sober or drunk with love for Allah is prohibited if you aspire to be a traditional Muslim and go exactly 'by the book'.
     
  20. tculi

    tculi Senior Member

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    check this out.
    There is actually a tonnn of evidence of jesus using marijuana, thc oil to cure people. Hence "annointed one" --which translates into one who rubs oil on body. here is a bunch of websites talking about this...

    http://www.cannabisculture.com/backissues/cc11/christ.html

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=jesus+marijuana&aq=f&oq=jesus+marijuan
     

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