my friend drove into a cow last night

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  1. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    and killed off his 36 yr old Beetle :(

    the cow's fine though.
     
  2. dudenamedrob

    dudenamedrob peace lily

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    I don't mean to sound like an ass but that's pretty damn funny...
     
  3. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    My brother ran into a horse at 60 on the outside lane of a dual carriageway , dead car, dead horse.

    I've ran into a goat coming of a slip road into Southampton, damged car, dead goat.
     
  4. autumn_jewels

    autumn_jewels Member

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    a cow jumped on the bonnet of my dads car once - fooked the front of his car
     
  5. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    Cows are so stupid, but really cool.
     
  6. autumn_jewels

    autumn_jewels Member

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    theyre scary! having grown up as a country girl....my 4 year stint in the city and im now terrified!!
     
  7. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    how did he not see the cow? is he ok?
     
  8. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    They love spinning people out, cows are so curious. I remember being out in a field smoking some Js with a mate, when we turned around and noticed that we were being watched by a herd of cows with horns!

    We span right out! We discovered that once you ran at them, they missioned off quite quickly though :)
     
  9. autumn_jewels

    autumn_jewels Member

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    see someone told me cows are stupid and if you make yourself BIG they think youre really that big and get scared....so i stood in a field of horned cows while walking the dog with my arms out wide being loud and they still stared menacingly at me, so i legged it and refused to go back!

    someone once called an ambulance for my dad which was a little embarassing as hes a very important doc in the hospital. he wanted to show us as kids how curious cows were so he lay down in the field and they surrounded him - people saw and thought he was injured - doh!
     
  10. bokonon

    bokonon Senior Member

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    Cows crack me up. First time I saw some, which wasn't too long ago really, they were rather scary. But they seem so gentle, I guess they don't realise just how strong they are as whenever I approach them they scatter.

    Hope that everyone who's crashed into animals were left unharmed!
     
  11. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    Cows will come right up to you and eat out of your hand if there's a fence between you :)
     
  12. phoenix_indigo

    phoenix_indigo dreadfully real

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    um ... i'm a bit confused by this. was it dark? was he drunk? how did this happen?

    i mean Beetles don't go THAT fast and well ... I'm just trying to figure out how one hits a cow.
     
  13. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I'm glad your friend's alright, but... poor cow:(
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    dave's hit a couple deer. they also hit horse once, and a really big fucking dog that jumped out of the family vehicle. very very sad. i thankfully have never hit anything.
     
  15. sun_heart_girl

    sun_heart_girl Member

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    I have a friend who's scared of deer, even the baby ones without horns :D She says they look at her funny.
     
  16. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    those eyes in the sig pic are extraordinarily blue.
     
  17. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    It's Devon..these things happen all the time! What with single-carriage roads in pitch darkness and cows not wearing their UV safety jackets, it's easily done :)

    He was literally driving down the road and spotted the cow a couple of seconds before hitting it...the cow had strayed.
     
  18. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    Deer are bastards sometmies, we were growing some outdoor strains of bud a few years ago and the deer kept coming and munching on it, so we had to keep it high off the ground. :D
     
  19. phoenix_indigo

    phoenix_indigo dreadfully real

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    you had to keep the bud high off the ground? *giggles* bet the deer was feelin a bit high off the ground too. ;)
     
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