My Flippin' Dube Won't Light!!!

What am i to do???

i'm sorta a-scared of blowin' up a lighter...

and my hands are super hot, to begin with

(Yeah ~ like at least 15°F hotter than your skin ~

if i ever touch you? You'll never forget it.

But, then, neither would i.)

Anyway, back to the (alleged) exploding lighter...

Wow.

i put the roach in my crack pipe and now everything's just copasetic.

 

Your doobie won't light?
Reroll if necessary. Did you apply flame?

 

MAJOR flame!!!

(i'm a closet pyromaniac!)

 

hahahah...:smilielol5:

Ive had this problem earlier, the humidity is to high. And after 3 failed tries to smoke a joint, only to smash it made after a few puffs. I put teh shit in the microwave and nuked it for 20sec to a crisp..

NOW IM STONED!!

 

I stuffed a doobie in a crack pipe and smoked crack through it. didnt burn the doobie at all. It soaked up tons of oil, I wrapped another paper around that and went to the moon ..
A moon orbiting jupiter I might add

 

A man after my own heart!!!

You GO, Orison!

i'm LMAO!!!

But you're right ~ it IS the humidity!!!

 

its crazy when you smoke the same bud all the time there isnt much difference in what I smoked and smoked. And have been smoking , damn shit dont want to burn, (dood on tv said "burn" when I typed it) lol.. funni when that happens.
Anyhoo.. I get mad and toss it in the microwave, earlier I laid a bud on a ballast I forgot it and it was super dry.. But I didnt complain.:sifone:

 

We need an herb swap box...

Everyone would get to sample, and change up what they're tokin'...

i've done MOM (mail order mj) with friends, before.

The postal orifice doesn't seem to care WHAT we mail around...

p.s. my bro works there ~ they don't even bother TOUCHING the mail, let alone caring what you're mailing, and, of course, there are little "tricks" that will spare your shipment from X-rays and the like.

Where's Hilder?

Isn't she the Swap Box Queen of HF?

 

Hey, if we go down,

the upside is that it's a FEDERAL OFFENSE...

College courses, anyone?

 

of course they dont care, cause they are running out of money!! they need dope like they need chrismas..

 

Haha. Yeah sending illegal drugs through the mail system is pretty easy . And they can't search your pack without as warrent either.

 

Why wont ur dube light...

that sucks, ive never had that happen to me.

 

sometimes if i dont take a safety off the lighter its get locked or something, especially in very cold weather...thats fucking annoying as hell because you already come outside in the god damn cold to blaze and then the fucking lighter doesnt work!

 

Oh?

I pull the safety off my bics when i get them, it's a habit

 

i do too, now

 

Welcome back fyrenza, thought you dissapeared...im half doing a dissapearing act from the forums, only because im now living with a friend and I just find it a bit anti social to be pissing about on here.

Haha I've always thought of drying damp bud in a microwave but I think I'd be paranoid about radiation well that and the fact I dont have a microwave

 

microwave drying is easy..........put bud on paper towel, stick in microwave for 30 seconds on 40% power..........repeat process until dry.

 

wrong.. how else do you think people end up with LL's instead of RCs or IOP orders

 

is it just me, or does the first page of this make almost no sense?

 

It makes absolutely no sense.