My crippling, shameful secret.

yeah, i don't know, maybe it's the hot lesbian schoolgirl sex, or maybe the comma placement.

 

comma comma comma comma comma chameleon...

 

lmao

 

Not really, I read Lionel Shriver's book, We need to talk about Kevin. He masturbates in it but when i read it (I would've been around 12 years old) I didnt know what masturbation. It was only like around a year and half ive actually known what it is. And to be honest.. Im not a fan.

 

hahaha praxis. what picture?

 

*sigh* you'll feel less guilty about it after someone has helped you with it. but i'm not volunteering.

 

I dont feel guilty and I definitely dont need help!

 

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................................

You got caught dry-humping the pew during church?

Who the fuck does that shit?

hahahahahahahahahahaha.........

That's not getting caught, that's called trying to put on a show.

 

That's funny Aristatle.

My little girlie girl is always trying to rub her coochie on something or another. I tell her that whatever she wants to do with her body is cool....but I don't want to see it. I have to knock the door before going into her room. I was worried before a counselor told me some kids are just extra sexual and it starts young. Then goes away for a bit then comes back in their teens.

Someone kill me now!

That's hot Naked!

 

My mom caught me once on the living room couch with my pants down around my ankles just throttling that sucker up. I have been forever horrified. I was 12

 

here is ow you deal with it...

first, act suprised...because you will be...then say "oh my god, my hand and penie are fighting" get yourself a chicken burrito because this is gonna be a battle royale...

 

Lol

 

I was watching something on TV in fifth grade that was talking about Love and Lust, and I sort of asked my cousin what lust was, and she didn't really give me an answer but I definitely felt like it was a sexual thing. so that night i touched down there but I think I felt really guilty about it........... like "are other people doing this too?" lol.

 

Aristartle, I masturbated in church once when I was a kid. I didn't get caught.
I was wearing a homemade jumper with a humongous skirt on it. I folded it over my hand and just massaged away. I was about 9. I think I was sitting right in between my parents. That's gross now that I think about it.
But I didn't know it was sexual. Just fun!

 

Ive never been caught and I was 14 before I knew what the hell masturbation was for, and 15 before I knew girls could do it, too. I learned how to put in a tampon about the same time I started trying to masturbate, and it probably took me a good three weeks of experimenting before I had an orgasm.

 

hah, yeah it took me a little while to figure out a decent method too... i remember trying with two hands at the same time and other silly things like that...

 

I didn't even know that having an orgasm was the aim, I just liked touching my weiner. I didn't even know what an orgasm was. The moment it did happened was probably the greatest moment of my life. I was addicted to masturbation for weeks after that.

 

referring to op, ari: AWWWW. poor little thing. i started way sooner than that, though. it's natural, but WHAT AND AKWARD memory.

 

i've never been caught masturbating, but i've been caught having sex a few times.

 

I started when I was 11, I didn't know what it was called, and I didn't understand the "jacking off" jokes my peers would tell each other, all I knew was that I had a t.v. in my room and there were barely clothed women doing things that intrigued me.