My crippling, shameful secret.

I got caught masturbating in church once.

I was a kid and didn't know any better. I did it through my clothes and my Nana told me to stop. I was rubbing my clit up against the pew.

Took me a good 5 years later to realize what masturbation was.

Was discovering masturbation a weird process for you?

 

Catholic, huh??

 

Wow! How old were you, 18??

 

yeah.

not quiet that uncomfortable though.

sorry for your luck...but youve got to admit, that is kind of funny.....?

 

who said anything about catholic?

 

This is a fantastic discovery. TELL ME it was with a crucifix!?

 

It took me a long time... I don't understand words starting with "M" it just doesn't fit.

 

I didn't, did I?? But she would have better been a boy. Catholic priests have no use for young girls. They're too busy porking young boys up the ass.

 

Close, I was 7.

 

yeah, i misquoted. i fixed it. i just hit the right button, but one post down :X

 

i was watching a soap opera once, when i was ..i have no idea how old, young anyways
i used to pretend to be sick so i could stay home, i stayed home and watched tv
i was watching days of our lives and got naked and just sort of felt myself up

i wish i had a funnier story like you

 

I started masturbating in a very civilized way. When my father was away teaching at the university in the afternoons. After the piano lessons with the Polish lady.

I was in Brazil, and magazines there always contain some kind of partial nudity, even the political ones.

So there.

But I first came looking at the photograph of a redhead with plump breasts in the Frech Playboy.

 

Oh, it's pretty hilarious.

Weren't you guys surprised when you first made yourself cum? Or had some kind of odd self-discovery experience like mine??

 

Peace be with you.

 

Shut up! You're totally going to get it.

 

I was caught by my mom once. Very embarassing.

I used to masturbate looking at the same picture for like a year.

I was 15. Late bloomer.

 

I was never caught. I am smart.

 

nope. i didnt do that till after i knew it would happen.

sure i had inklings of something...

but i didnt get that far till after i'd already learned what could happen.

i never got the talk though, i was given a book instead and a very brief, awkward comment.

i had no idea what to think about it, but had wanted to try, i guess. i remember feeling horribly awkward and almost ashamed, cause i'd also heard that the churches say it's wrong to do

wierd

also never got caught. did get a few awkward almost catches when i was with my first girlfriend though....i dont know how much i may or may not have been witnessed, but there were some close calls and awkward moments with other people nearby.

i didnt care, so i guess i still dont. ancient history, i guess.

 

I bet $1000 you were caught once.

 

nah i believe him. not EVERYONE gets caught masturbating. i didnt. not as in walked in on, anyway. once or twice people knew i was doing it, i think.