my biggest buzz killers ever

Hello everyone.
her eis the story of my two biggest buzz killers ever and they both happened the same night!
So, me and a load of other dudes were at this dude toms house for a party/gathering type thing so I though, "hey i should bring some weed" so i did. So after a few joints when i was pretty high toms mum came in to just collect some rubbish when there was only like three of us there (rest of the people had gone to the beach for some inane reason...) so i must have put my stash down somewhere. So i decided to be helpful and put some shit in a bag too and i must have put my weed in there (yes i know im a retard hehe), then i handed the bag of rubbish to this dudes mum and she just dumped them in the bin outside. THen after a while of everyone searching for this i had the thought of doing some good old fasioned trash rooting. And there was my weed wehey.

The Second buzz killer was when we were in a carpark at like 12.30 am and the police came so me being the sensible person i am stashed my weed in a drainpipe and hid behind a van (hehe). While i was hiding behind this nice van i was trying to listen to what everyone was saying but couldnt hear... so after pertending to walk off back down the road and waiting for the police to leave I had to run back like a small deer to collect my weed.

The end

Anyone else had any bad buzz kilers?

 

Me and my boyfriend were on our own having a smoke and we starting pissing around on the massive rug in the middle of our sitting room... He was moving the rug as I walked over it, it seemed really funny at the time... but then he pulled it too hard and I ended up falling right on to the palm of my hand (taking all my weight) causing me to break my elbow, my mum (who doesn't know I'm a stoner - she gets worried about weed and other drugs) had to come and pick me up to take me to the hospital. Deffinatly a buzz killer... but once I got home I was able to get high again - well I was supposed to take pain killers but I knew that weed would do the trick just as good.

 

My biggest buzz killer happened just last week. I was driving my mom's truck home from a a friends, whom I happened to be toke'n it up with. When I was driving home I took a corner, and the truck started sliding on the snow and I ended up ramming my mom's truck into a snowbank. I didn't want to call home for help, and at this time it was 1130, one hour and a half later then I am suppose to be home. So, I ran across the street and banged on some guys door. He came out in his boxers and boots and helped me get my moms truck out. I came home and my mom asked me why I was home so late. I said, "I went out to eat" and she said "bullshit, you were smoking, I can tell by looking at your eyes."

 

biggest buzz kill ever was this fuckign ass sitting in front of me and my buds at a ratdog show last spring. he was wearing this JGB tour of 1980 shirt that everyone knows is a reissue, which is cool, but he kept fucking talking about how hes been to so many shows, and me and my buddies wouldnt have shows worth talking abotu for ten more years, and hes been around the scene for so long and this and that and we were like dude youre fucking 30 years old at most you were not at the JGB 1980 tour, and hes like hey fuck you guys i wouldnt lie man ive been to 1000 plus dead shows and you guys dont have shit to talk about. he thought he was like the moderator of when it was ok to smoke he kept yelling at people atleast 2 rows in front of him to KEEP THAT SHIT ON THE FUCKING DOWNLOW!!!!!!! as if him screaming was less sketchy than someone smoking a jay without being as discreet as humanly possible. we were like man ok youve been to more concerts than us...excellent...how about we enjoy the one we are at now??? everything was a competition with this guy. i dropped my water bottle and it rolled under the seat and i asked him to pick it up and he was like whats it worth to you? pay me for it? i just grabbed that shit from him and he tried to play it off like he was messing around.

plus his herb smelled shitty.

 

Man that Sucks!

i don't know, i don't really let anything kill my buzz, it would have to be pretty terreble, like the stories here, i feel for you guys, but if a buzz is ever killed, it useally doesn't last very long, it just revives somehow.
don't let it all get to your head i gess... but again,,,might be hard if your elbow is broken

 

I guess I can tell this story again.

A couple of friends and I were sitting in a park in my car toking a couple of bowls and chatting. Shortly after we decided to go back to my friends house. When we were on our way we noticed lots of flashing lights at the bottom of the hill, we thought it was just a car accident or something, but as we got closer we saw that it was a checkstop. And we were in a hot boxed car, with no visine in, a quarter ounce of weed and a pipe, and no way to turn around or avoid it.
I thought we were focked. But we got waved through because they nabbed some other guy.
I almost shit my heart out of my ass...

 

I have a couple of big buzz kills.

One was back in 2004, I had been at a friends and his sister was down here from Michigan and we were all smoking. I had only been smoking on and off for about 4 months at the time... and I got the highest I had ever been up until that point and I didnt know what to do. But it was time for curfew so I had to go home... and damn I stood up and it hit me. Well I walked out the back door and lost my footing cuase it was dark and fell right into this table. His sister came running out there and helped me get up and I got in my car and I left. Well I was doing about 60 or 65 in a 55 and it felt like I was doing 100 but I was running late for curfew, then BOOM fucking blue lights.

BUZZ KILL! Well the guy asked if I had been drinking and I said no( I hadnt) He shined the flashlight in my eyes and said where do you live, and I pointed to my road which was like right there in front of me, he said alright you go on home and have a good night. I said yes sir, you too, and came home and went to bed. lol.

The other one... was around this time last year. Me and a friend had went out with these girls and smoked a lot and then we came home and he was spending the night with me. Well my parents where asleep and we were sitting on the couch in the living room and I was rolling us up some joints for the night. Well we took one and went out on the back porch and was smoking, and then he was like dude here comes your mom, and I saw her walking through the window and I threw it down and walked to the end of the porch and looked up at the sky. She was like I was trying to ask you something and you wasnt even in the room and started laughign, and I said yeah we came out here to look for shooting stars. And she went back in and we lit it up, and then he was like dude here she comes again, but she didnt come out side she just threw something away and went on to bed. That was a buzz kill.

 

a buzz kill, man angry music kills my high every time i cant stand angry music

 

Hehe.

 

back when i first started smoking and my dad didnt know, me and my ffirend smoked three bowls of some realy realy good weed, i was REALY high i mean completely stoned, see my dad owns an apartment where i use to live i lived on the top floor my firend lived on the bottom so we where down at his place smoking. suddenly my dad yells from the up stars hall way for me to come up stairs, im realy high and i get up stairs my dad has been working all day on our computars to get them all hooked into a network so hes telling me about how he got it to work and stuff, my sister is talking with him and im standing there like nodding trying not to smile to much, lucky for me i had long hair then and it was night and the house was kind of dark so it hide my face, well i go back down stairs like 5 mintues later, me and my firend start smoking another bowl and i was worryed my dad would yell for me again, but my firend said dont worry blah blah, then my dad yells again i open the door to the hall way and ask what, and he asks if my firend wants an old keyborad for his computar i just yelled no, he siad ok goodnight and closed the door. freaked me out for the rest of the night i didnt know if he would yell again

 

I have a couple more I thought about.

Around May of 2004(when this version of hipforums started) is when I started smoking the herb.

Well that june, I was in my room, and it was re-arranged different. I had just finished smoking one of my pen joints(Back then I couldnt free-style I had to use the pen method where you wrap the paper around a pen, twist one end, fill it with ground herb and then twist the other end). And the room was a smokey mix of incense and weed. Well I was putting my supplies up and my mom comes in and says what re you doing, I said" reading notes from former girlfriends" she said ok I am going to bed.

That killed my buzz, because it scared the fuck out of me.

 

no major buzz kill stories but whenever im around my friend that dosent smoke or an older adult it kills my buzz

 

I have one:
Me and a couple of kids were at my friends house and his mom was upstairs...So, we go outside after rolling a couple J's and making a GB and start toking. After about 20 minutes (like a J and a couple of GB hits for each) my phone rings and I answer it (pretty stoned) and its the kids whose house we are ats mom, and shes like "Mike (my name), Ryan (his name) isnt picking up his phone (he forgot it inside) where the hell are you guys?" So, freaking out, I say we're downstairs and shes like "no, i was just downstairs". So, being the dumbass i am, I HANG UP ON HER. So, we sprint inside, right as shes coming down the stairs and we pop in a few mints each before she can see us and shes like "WTF have u guys been doing? whats that smell?" So Ryan stepped up and, being the dumbass he is, was like "I was showing the guys those firecracker things that shoot up in the sky (their illegal in MD, but she didn care). And she came and sniffed his breath, but I guess the mints did the job, so she gave him a suspicious look and told us to stay inside. After we sneak back out and destroyed the evidence (we left the stuff there when she had called, but there was barely any weed left...), we just stayed inside at his home theater and watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force for about 3 hours laughin like crazy. if she had come back downstairs she wouldve seen how high we actually were. It was a crazy night. Too close a call for me...

 

hahah nice story

 

lol not to be mean, but my gf , sometimes

 

when my mom and sister smelt weed comming out my bedroom. They smelt it because i left the door open after i left me room when i went to go get a glass of fresh cold OJ.
They said is smelt like ciggarets, but then they realized it wasent smokes it was weed and i had red mutha fcking eyes. Yeah that was basically my worst buzz killer or mabye it was the time that my boss walked in on my hotboxing her sons room

 

yes.

1. my uncle walkin in and talkin about the evils of drugs n' what not. he started fuckin with us and started babbling on in some incoherent bullshit way and like idiots we didnt go "huh???" we just kept listening as if he hadn't said that goofy gibberish

2. car breaking down

3. fighting with whoever

4. having to do shit i didn't plan on doing and/or thought i didn't have to do and ending up having to do that shit HIGH. (unless of course it's something you can get into)

 

Or what happened to me today, smoking a bowl, sitting down with some MacDonalds to watch Cool Runnings, and getting a phone call to learn your best friend fell out of his 9th floor dorm room.

 

Man dude, you're SO fucking lucky

 

Ah, I might as well post my story.....

Friday night me and some friends were riding around and we had just smoked a pretty big blunt. We went to this chicks house and we can't go in because her mom is there so we just sit in the car and talk to her. So yeah, after a little while of that we get the munchies from hell so we tell her we'll be right back and go to a gas station and buy some munchies, and then when we leave to head back over to her house a car is following us, so we pull up infront of her house and the dude that's driving is like "shit dude, it's a cop." so he turned the car off and we all like...slid down in the seats so that he couldn't see us, and he drove by all slow and shit.....but then after that we ended up driving around some more and one of my other friends went to pick up his first paycheck...and it ended up being only $28.....but yeah...the cop thing was a major buzz kill...