My Analyzations Of Women

I kinda have a weird analyzation of women, you know the old checkout and what you think for the first 5 min you meet a woman?

An attractive woman.

That's of course if you're a guy.

Anyway for me it goes normal for the first 3:

1. How she'd look naked
2. How she would suck my dick
3. How she would look taking it from behind

But then and this is still within the first 5 or so minutes my analyzation goes kinda weird and I can never stop it.

4. How would she look taking a shower, how would she clean herself etc
5. How would she take a piss
6. How would she take a shit

Now this doesn't affect me after, I don't constantly think of how a hottie would be taking a crap on the toilet for instance, but for the first 5 minutes when I'm just getting comfortable in her presence this ALWAYS passes me by.

I say this because today I met 4 hot ladies and then later I saw an old movie with a hottie I had never seen.

Now while sitting alone on my coach watching this old movie with this hot actress I had never seen before and going through my first thoughts about her once I passed by #5 and 6 and then I stopped and asked myself out load, " Okay seriously I have to stop doing that ".

But I never can.

It's just weird.

Oh btw thoughts 7-10 are as follows:

7. How would she look in a court room ( also kinda weird even with my study of law )
8. How would she look playing tennis ( I always take a girl out for tennis )
9. How would she look in leather
10. How would she look when she's 50 ( I'm sure all guys think of this sooner or later )

These thoughts aren't always pretty in order like that but the first 5 are pretty solid.

 

Sounds normal.

 

Maybe it's me but do most guys actually imagine a girl taking a piss and a crap when first meeting her?

I don't know, I think I have a problem.

 

i don't think this is normal, but i dunno for sure. maybe no one has asked the question. maybe you should do a poll. :tongue:

 

Well, not when first meeting her, it's not usually in my first thoughts, sometimes it'll get there.

 

hmmm

 

Hah, well we all have our own ways I guess.

I always picture her sleeping. Have no idea why though.

 

i really have no idea what to even say
if thats normsl im glad im abnormal


i bet the girls here are glad to know what ya picture when u see em..lol

i have known a couple lawyers like that, ..shit obseessed..if ya dont start wearrin diapers though ya probly arent too strange