Movies that should be made

Sigurd Volsung

Now I know there's been a few things made that are either directly linked to books like Des ring des Ninelungen, which was was then adapted to Lord of the Rings, but I don't think there's an awesome epic saga of the Sigurd story itself. Which could and would be awesome if somebody good could direct it.

It's got everything you want. Mythical creatures, fight scenes, dragon fights, beautiful Valkyries, bit of romance fuelled by violence. I mean if transformers bumble bee can have a movie, Sigurd deserves one too.

 

I once saw her say that she finds being interviewed on those talk shows weird because they rehearse it, then she has to come out again and have this conversation again for real, but pretending it's the first time and natural. And those are the interviews often on youtube with titles about how weird she is. It made me like her a lot, because I'd find that weird too. Those talk show conversations are kind of portrayed as organic, but they're not. I probably knew they weren't, if I thought about it, but hearing her say it made me really aware that when a guest is telling a story and the host is listening as if it's the first time they've heard it, it's all acting really.

 

A guy gets up and gets ready for his day, eats breakfast and brushes his teeth and combs his hair and all that stuff, but a narrator, or a note the guy writes would let the viewer know he is planning to kill himself later that day.
Then he sets out in his car, and at a red light a guy jumps in and holds a gun to his head ordering him to do exactly what he's told or he'll get shot.

I haven't got any further. But the point will be that he's in a position to save someone or stop something because although he goes along with it for a while, he doesn't actually care if he gets shot, he was already planning to die.

In the end, he will drive really fast. The guy with the gun can't shoot him because they'll crash and probably both die. He gets the police to chase them and then it's okay whatever happens,because the police will now find out whatever happened in the middle of the film. The guy makes his suicide a sacrifice.

 

Dafuq?

 

Humor

 

A good Terminator Dark Fate.

 

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Terminator?

 

Terminator does not have a penis. There is no reason for this modification other than aesthetics to the audience. Terminator has no reason to void anything, it does not eat or shit. When it does come walking naked it looks like this.. Obviously why persons cant believe they are looking at. A man with no dick.. Who is going to be a real dick in a min.. So everyone got their ass kicked by a futuristic shemale. A female Terminator in the very beginning could easy hunt female Sara by being a friend rather than a hunter killer..

 

Actually if it really happened, Terminators would be insects, like mosquitos, or even microscopic. That would make the most sense

 

Hell yeah. I should not have made the porno remark. I am pretty sure I was drunk when I wrote that. But yeah, she is so hot in my opinion. And yes, her personality adds to her overall sexiness.