Most Embarrassing Moment

So, I never get embarrassed, well, rarely. But yesterday, the boyfriend and I were waking up from a nap, and we got to the sexin', all was great, I gave him some fellatio, and it was an especially awesome blow jobbbb, so after we finished I was cuddling all up on him. And I went to say "God, I love blowjobs" but instead I say "God, I love you.."

And we haven't said the I love you's yet... and then I just started screaming "NO! I DONT LOVE YOU! I LOVE BLOWJOBS!!! I MEAN... I LOVE YOU, BUT NOT LIKE THAT, NOT YET, I DO LOVE BLOWJOBS THOUGH, WELL NOT IN GENERAL, WELL, I DO, BUT ESPECIALLY WITH YOu..."

Digging. Myself. Deeper.

I was soooo embarrassed. And still am hahah.

Who else has some horror stories that'll atleast make me feel better?

 

I love you for telling story about blow job.. mmmmm :

 

Hah, I had the exact same thing. My ex (screw you!!) was over my old house meeting my parents, and I was cuddling my dog in the utility room we had

I told my dog I loved her. My girlfriend told me she loved me too. Luckily I was close enough to saying it anyways but still my heart did skip a beat

Looking back on it now though, either way I said it to a dog. I hate cheaters.

 

haha thats pretty funny

 

Ahhaaha laughh its funnnny!!! He thought it was hilarious. right.?

but yeah ive got one like that.
I used to wait tables, and is was a corporate chilis so we had to always offer a desert, as annoying and displeasing as that is, and this one lady that I offered a "Hot goo'y molten chocolate cake" to declined the offer. I reply purely not with any mean intentions, Ohh thats ok you dont need it.

And of course the lady was a bit overweight and a bit sensitive about it as well. I work at trader joes now. lol

 

Thats really funny.
Im so glad nothing like that hasnt happened to me yet.

 

i thought you were a lesbo

 

why did you think she was a lesbo?

 

she rides the fence. Keep up, god.

 

Cause she used to identify herself as a lesbo.

 

ooh

 

Got done getting laid in my room to come out to my moms boyfriends son sitting on the other side of the door listening in.

Waking up after my first time drinkning..

 

Partially true. I'm about 70/30, attraction to women/men.

 

i can't think of my MOST embarrassing moment, but last week i fell on my ass skateboarding in front of two ladies

 

OMG that's crazy
i wonder if it's true

 

i don't know, but i laughed for the better part of ten minutes attempting to read it outloud to a friend.

 

This made me..absolutely die laughing. Wow.

 

hahahaha I LOLed, quite a bit

 

I have a buddy who sometimes cracks my back that way..


I am so scared now.