ok so whats your most embarrasing or painful sexual experiences. my most embarrasing would have to be when me and my fuck buddy were going at it side by side, and my mum came in, thought we were having a cuddle and tryed to get in and join in. ive never had a painfull experience, so i'll tell my best friends she was giving her boyfriend head, and somehow she caught his banjow string on her braces... he had to have stitches and he told every1 he did it while playing rugby so yea, share yours
LOL! If I got injured getting a blowjob, I would brag about it, not lie about it! LOL! At least he was getting head, right?! Anyway, I don't really have any embarrassing or painful stories. Oh, one time, with my girlfriend in college, we were planning on sleeping in a tent in her yard one weekend. We were in the kitchen with her mom, about to go outside. She said, "Okay, mom, we're going out to sleep in the tent," and her mom suddenly clarified that she had thought we were not going to be the only ones doing it, that we had friends coming. So my girlfriend was like, no, it's just me and Jeff, and her mom was upset beyond belief: "Well, don't come to me when you get pregnant!!" She said that right in front of me. I couldn't find a single word to say... Needless to say, my girlfriend felt such pressure from her mom that we canceled the tent plan. -Jeffrey
I'm not circumcised, so the first couple of times I shagged it felt as if my penis was being stabbed with needles. I'm not really sure about my most embarrassing time, I never got caught or anything.
