morning bathroom

how long do you guys spend on the toilet in the morning, the reason why i am ashing is because i dont use it in the morning i just use the toildet at school like at twelve but lately i been getting really self contious about using public restrooms but i found out something really bad about myself i CANT go in the morning my body wont let me, so i was just wondering if there were anyother guys like me out there?

 

My morning visit to the toilet involves an outhouse and this morning at -47F I spent about 60 seconds there.

 

wow thats amazing i wish i could go like that!

 

I get down about a half a cup of coffee and it's time for a dump. Pretty quick about it, get back while the coffee is still hot.
Have been that way since I was a teen......Alaskan

 

omg coffee makes me go too, ile try that tomorrow

 

5-10 minute shower, 2-5 minutes to brush, shave, etc.

If I'm in a hurry though, I'll take a piss and brush my teeth and be on my way. I currently work in an office though, so I like to get a shower in the morning.

 

About 5-10 minutess

 

30-60 min. but I have Crohn's disease, so I am a freak.

 

depends on how much time I got. If its a weekend, I could go in there and just stare at the wall, forgetting while my naked ass is tucked inbetween 2 prorcelin walls.

 

lol well i work on trhe weekends and i have school on the weekdays.

 

Yea, Im lucky, while on shore, mon-fri, short hours, weekends off. But that has a terrible trade off. Sea time.

 

what ru talkin about man?

 

You've gotta love all the funny sounds that extreme cold causes.

(For the record, Mercury freezes at -40F)




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I can't shit in the morning either.

So since this school year started i've trained my body to only go at night, and so far it's working well. No pressure or gas during the day most of the time...(except for when you get those spicy tacos

 

so wait a minute. how do you train yourself? that shounds so cool pleases eleberate.

 

i only spend about 5 min max when im taking a dump. i go when i have 2. i usually take one bout morning, mid morning. idk wtf is up with one of my buddys. hell grab the newspaper and fuckin chill in there for like 30-45 min! i dont understand what these people are doing when theyre in there. its like are you camping out or what? then if i do my business and hes waiting for me at the gas station or something hell look at me wierd sideways and say "woa that was quick man."

7-10 minutes in the shower. sometimes i lag when i shave *introducing 'stoned shaver'...he can feel every whisker, hit every angle. gets a perfect shave everytime!*

lol ..::~peace~::..

 

If you eat better then you will go to the potty less. It's also foolish to try and control when you go, when nature calls, nature calls. If you really lack the self confidence to use public facilities, then take a mega dose of vitamin C in the morning, it's super healthy, and everything beyond what your body can use gets expelled so if the dose is a little above your maximum then it doubles as one of those things that helps you go.

 

wow vitamin c thanks pal. but i use the salt water flust thing it takes like 40 minutes but everytingh comes out.

 

I'm quick, but then again I'm a chick.

 

what does you being a girl have anything to do with how fast you go?