mom eats a brownie...

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  1. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    I'm sitting in my room playing games, when suddenly my mom comes in to talk to me about random stuff... as she came in, she left the door open i guess, and ended up letting one of the dogs in..

    So im sitting there on my computer, focused on the game just saying "yea.. uhuh.. yea.." as she talks to me, then suddenly i hear her say "whaat is this?!" and i still sat there barely paying attention.. until she holds up this big ziplock bag with about 20 brownies in it..

    Apparently my dog sniffed it out and got into my drawer then pulled the bag out... WTF, only me... worst luck evaarr.

    So my moms like "why do you have brownies in your closet?" so i paniced and snatched them out of her hand and was like "they're mine!" then she gives me a blank look and was like "these are marijuana cookies aren't they?" and me being me i kept denying it... and after a lot of denying she told me to give her one, and i didn't want to because of how awkward that is! and she kept threatening me "if you dont give me one i'll tell your father" etc..

    so i gave her one and she went downstairs and came back a few minutes later and was like "they smelt like weed but i tasted it and it tasted like a normnal brownie just slightly off, you got ripped off..."

    so i freaked out and was like "you ate it?!" (i just got my mom baked, that creeps me the fuck out..)

    Her: Are these marijuana brownies?
    Me: no...
    Her: who did you get them from?
    Me: nobody..
    Her: So you made them?
    Me: no...
    Her: are you selling them?
    Me: noo of course not!
    Her: So they're all for you?
    Me: no...
    Her: have you ever had one?
    Me: .... noo... (i just ate another one about an hour ago lol)


    I.. dont think she believed me lol
     
  2. deleted

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    you got any 4aces left.. :) Ive given my mom rc cola before. 2ce @aussie floyd.. she had a blast but didnt change her much in the future sense.
     
  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Love It.....:rofl:.....:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. PhotoDude

    PhotoDude Member

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    Did she eat all of it, or just a bite?
     
  5. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    I think she ate half of it... it takes me 2 to get really really trippy baked (they are cut into very small squares though) so half of one shouldnt be too bad, although she doesn't smoke weed, at all, ever lol.. so i dunno

    I would check but its way to awkward to see her right now :p
     
  6. PhotoDude

    PhotoDude Member

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    Did she start acting a little off afterwards?
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    rule #1

    never lie to your mom

    you should be ashamed
     
  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I'm Not So Sure About That...:).

    When I Was A Little Boi My Mother Told Me I Would Never Get Into Trouble

    If I Always Told The Truth...:).

    My Mom Lied To Me..:(.. And I'm Sure There Are Still Welt Marks On My Butt

    From That Wooden Spoon She Always Kept Handy...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  9. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    ......I think you're underestimating your mother.

    Also, why are you so scared of your parents, if you're also so casual about having your drugs lieing around? If your dog left acid or something out, that might be a little different, but come on.... tell her she can only have one if she eats the whole thing.

    I mean seriously, she knew damn well you had pot brownies, and only took one.... and you're worried? She said if you didn't give her one, she'd tell your dad? And you're worried?

    And next you'll be giving your dad one so he won't tell your mom :D
     
  10. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    As far as you know they could smoke...........


    Remember I'm an avg. everyday mum.
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I think as a stoner you would be aware if there is some possiblity that your parents smoke or not.
     
  12. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    i can always taste the marijuana in edibles
     
  13. funktastic

    funktastic Senior Member

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    lol dude that was priceless, im sure in some years you'll remember this episode and laugh like hell
     
  14. ganjabomber

    ganjabomber Senior Member

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    Rule #1 is never squeal on the pusher, rule #2 is don't lie to your momma. Just do what you wanna, and it'll be ok.
     
  15. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    qft
     
  16. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Did your mom ever feel any effects from the brownie?
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    don't flatter yourself, as it turns out i grew up with a drug sniffing dog too.
     
  18. hahaha04

    hahaha04 Whatevers Clever

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    should have told her what it was. seems like she knew already. if you were gonna lie you could have come up with something better than 'not mine' and 'no'. She probably wants to smoke/used to in her younger years. If she said she thinks you got ripped off then she clearly knows SOMETHING about cannabis and potency and what not. be honest and great results might happen bro.
     
  19. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    It's not that i'm scared of my mom, she already found out i smoke weed a long time ago, it's just that i think it's awkward that she knows for some reason.. like it's my mom.. i never understood how people i know and friends of mine blaze with their partens and stuff, i'd never be able to do that.. i can't even drink a beer infront of my parents even if they're the ones offering it to me lol

    my dad on the other hand is a different story... but he doesn't know, at least i dont think he does...

    I'm not even sure, i didn't see her for the rest of the night... i hid away in my room lol


    The funny part is.... I got home from work today, and my mom was baking muffins and just took them out of the oven.. and as i walked in she was like "here, you want one?" most awkward moment... i feel like she did this intentionally, like as a joke of some sort.. i dont even know lol..
     
  20. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    So, Did You Eat One...:).??


    Cheers Glen.
     
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