Mmmmm, love the smell of fresh tots

By tots I mean babies, slow roasted over a wood fire and seasoned with sage and garlic

 

gross...


have you ever smelled a new born human? they smell wonderful! maybe it's just a woman thing.. or a mommy thing.. but i love the smell of brand new human flesh that's been soaking in amniotic fluid for 9 months!

 

You're both sick.

 

I agree, gross. I just put some fresh potato tots in the oven it made me think of roast baby for some reason.

I can't wait to smell a newborn human Can't wait.

I should go to the hospital right now.

 

I thought you was roasting your toes over the fire.

 

Sure have, and you're right, a newborn baby smells fantastic. But, that same baby being slow roasted with an apple in its mouth makes my mouth water!



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uke:

 

they should make new born baby smell in a can.. like they do for other scents. i'd buy it.

 

*welcomes you and OldTroll to the baby eating club*

 

Wanna share a BBQ baby hoagie with me? It's got extra onion!

 

Aw, I'll pass...I have an animosity towards onions.

 

I'll have your onions

 

hahaha! explain!!

 

Well, I detest them, but will cook with them until my eyes bleed. Because I love the flavor, but I HATE the texture and the crunch and everything about them. Except the taste...

 

Yeah, go wander the Maternity Ward in the wee hours of the morning, sniffing newborns.

Sounds like a normal Thursday night to me.

 

The crunch is about the same a newborn baby spareribs.

 

i understand what it is to hate the texture of foods, but onions? you crazy girl.

 

I fucking hate onions.

But ever since I started working at Chipotle... they put onions in EVERYTHING. And I learned to just deal with 'em in the guac and the corn salsa. *shrug*

 

I love onions.

once I cut ten pounds of onions at a stretch.

 

HAHAHAHA!