May Flowers Can Rot In Hell!

I know we need the Aprils showers but I need to fix my truck so I can go make some money. This blows.

 

at least you didn't have to chase a dog through the pouring rain for nearly an hour this morning

 

The dog was probably fleeing from your stank butt this morning.

 

I already took my April shower so, it's not my fault.

 

she might have been fleeing because she saw me coming with my 24 incher......




she hates that dildo

 

She likes the even bigger one, huh? The 24 incher just doesn't do the job right.

 

she likes the other 24 incher......


tell me dogs can't see color... she knows the difference between the red one and the blue one

the blue one is the one she hates, it got stuck one day, and she had to run around with it inside her for almost a week

after I remembered this (too stoned to think) I grabbed the red one, and she came right back to me

 

Now I bet she's one happy little bitch.

 

she's sleeping like a baby

 

what is wrong with your truck? It rarely rains here in California.

 

dont worry they are calling for snow monday night and tuesday even down here..

going to be some sad sad people who were stupid enough to have already planted their summer gardens here.

never trust the weather in the south,you plant your summer crops when the oak leaves are the size of a lambs ear. never before. this will teach them a hard lesson.

 

SNOW??? You moved to Alaska recently???

 

nope, same place ive lived for 18 years. same weather pattern as well. this isnt uncommon. ive seen a dusting of snow as late as the third week in april here.

 

*nods head in agreement* They're calling for a chance of snow here within the next few days. Hopefully we don't see any though. We're expecting some high winds here today, bringing with it the colder air.

But I'm not too worried, I know an end is in sight, spring is here, flowers are blooming, and before you know it, we won't be even thinking about snow until months down the road. So it's all good.

 

Apparently the transfer case has a minor leak and needs a gasket job. I'd settle for getting up under her with a quart of Dexron III so I can get down the road a little ways but I won't chance $2000 worth of repairs for a $500 drywall job.

 

It's been corking weather here this week, I'm slightly sun burnt. Rain coming in tonight though, and it's still a bit cold so you have to get out of the wind a bit.

 

There isn’t so much a hint of spring, aside from the forsythia which
appears ready to explode into that magnificent color of gold


Hotwater

 

gonna be windy as fuck here tonight

already starting

 

Beans for dinner again :toetap05:



Hotwater

 

that wind was already factored in