Mating Rituals

What are yours?

 

insert penis into vagina

thrust
repeat until jizom is expelled

 

whack em with a club and drag them back to the cave by the hair......

 

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

that was fucking great thank you

 

Making a lot of promises we both know I won't keep.

 

You didn't mean what you said? You bastard.

 

LOL I can see we all are going to have a lot of fun with this subject.

 

spending lots of money on bullshit she dont need

 

I strut around in a big circle flapping my arms and squawking like a chicken hawk.


The hens just love that!!!

 

Ha. Sucker. If you were better at the mating part she'd be paying for bullshit you don't need.

 

i seriously doubt anyone is better at pleasuring women than me

 

Do you spray perfume on your buttocks? No wait! That's the lady of the species lol. I believe in a lt of hugging and encouragement.

 

When you load them up with overpriced shit they're more likely to fake it, so your test results are subject to a large margin of error.

 

Now you sound like you are buying produce lol.

 

Um get naked and do it.

 

My mating ritual? Hmmm...not sure how to answer that question. Do you want to know positions and stuff?

 

Surgeon Generals Warning: Divulging that information will place you high on the list of things indescribability thinks about while masturbating.

 

That's pretty hot!

 

Actually, it somewhat resembles a three legged cat trying to bury a turd.

 

A three legged cat trying to bury a turd? That would be quite difficult I'm sure.