Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

As a good Catholic I have to say that all of you dirty masturbators will go straight to hell. Masturbation is wrong and you know it.
God did not create our secret organs for pleasure, He created them for reproduction. Playing with your secret organs is playing with the devil himself.

I hope all you dirty, disgusting sinners will burn in hell.

 

playing with your secret flute is ok though..right?

 

Does it count if I'm thinking about the Virgin Mary?

 

Not sure, what about a sparrow or hawk. its complete fantasy, I mean it would never work out between us

 

The clitorus? It has no use for reproduction.

I was raised in the Catholic education system. So, there is sure a lot of Catholics going to hell then. Get off you soapbox. There are many releases we have for pleasure, stress etc. Whether with someone or solo, we do what is necessary. There is nothing dirty or bad about it. You do what you want, we will have the same freedom.

 

O my,i`m burning allready!Take me Lucifer,take me muahahaha

 

God gave us opposable thumbs and internet porn for a reason you know.

 

and the devil created spyware and redirects

 

You are the worst kind of sinner. Not only do you sin, but you also try to make it sound like you are doing nothing wrong.
I know that deep inside you know you are wrong. Do not blame me for trying to save you, but stay away from the devil and follow God's way, the only way. Leave your secret organs alone for the act of love, the act of love that creates the fruit of your love.

 

1: You didn't respond to me mentioning the clitorus, maybe you can't

2: I haven't broken any rules therefore i am not a sinner

3: You don't know me

4: We're no doubt going to go round in circles

5: I don't believe you haven't explored your body behind clothes doors. You obviously explore you mouth!

 

Kimberley, the minute I saw you I fell in love with you.
I hope you give me a chance to let me grow on you and I wonder if I could take you out for a first date?

Love, bird.

 

Trickster, I did intentially not mention the c-word for it has nothing to do with reproduction.
And I never ever touched my secret part for other reasons than taking a peepee. Please do not accuse me of something I did not do. Hereby I quote you:

 

Run Kimberley!!!

 

I'm confused, should I love or hate my penis, and do I have a clitoris..is that like a kneecap?

 

Personally I love masturbation and sex is not just about reproduction. If that was the case then dolphins wouldn't enjoy sex and I bet if they could do it they would masturbate too. Nothing wrong with pleasuring yourself. I have a high sex drive and if I didn't masturbate I'd probably have gone insane when I didn't have a sexual partner. And how about condoms or any form of birth control for that matter. What about having sex when your woman is pregnant? She can't get pregnant again when she's already that way. If sex for other reasons then reproduction isn't wrong then neither is masturbation.

I don't think "God" would judge someone based on playing with themselves. It literally hurts NO ONE.

 

Please do not try to seperate Kim and me, it will not work.

 

pathetic...i dont like this word

 

Umm... He's stated his views on masturbation, and most of us don't agree. That's fine. People are entitled to their views, and he's welcome to share them here(I think).

Having said that, let's not feed....

 

Wise words. I hope you are not a sinner yourself. Are you with me or with the enemy?

 

Why do those last three words make me think dirty thoughts? =x