Marijuanna quotes

Put your favorite green related quotes in here
i thought it was a good idea


"The two things i need to survive are sleep and food, and marijuana makes me both tired and hungry, so i dont see anything wrong with it."

 

we dont smoke no pot yo.

 

"Dont tell me that life is fair, when i cant smoke a plant that was made by god, but you can kill your wife if you're a football star"

 

"why go to high school when you can go to school high?"

lol sorry it was the only one i could find

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heres one i thought was interesting: If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.

 

"say man, you got a joint?"
"no, not on my man"
"it'd be a lot cooler if you did"

cracks me up everytime...and no it's not really a philosophical quote, but it's a quote non the less

 

"you aint got a job, you aint got shit to do tomorro, lets get high"

 

Best part of the whole movie. I don't remember the whole speech, but in Homegrown Jamie Lee Curtis gives a speech about the growing season and at the end she's just like "Now lets get ripped" and then it switches scenes really quick. Great film.

 

This isn't a movie quote, but by god does it make me life. My friend sent me this text awhile ago:

"Ooohhhhhhhh my fucking fukin fukin god damn it ahhhhh phil saved over my file in kotor 2 i would hang him if i wasn't high right now"

 

Just watched the movie.

 

^ lol i thought it was hilarious cuz i barely understood it

 

That's one nice quote.


Bird feed is kind of like weed, except......

Couldnt finish it, not enough imagination.

 

"gimme champagne when i'm thirsty.... and reefer when i want to get high."

 

"I don't know drugs, I smoke weed"

Something like that

 

"Marijuana is addictive in the sense that all great things in life are worth repeating" - Mr. Zig-Zag

 

this is what my friend said after a session before a monopoly game-
"what are the dice for?"
he said it serious as hell and he was serious. Ya for vaporizers!

 

"weed rulez"
-anonymous graffiti written with a pen on a desk in my old highschool.

 

Whats Marijuanna?

 

"Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana."


I thought it was funny because I see alot of people that pop pills now a days then light up a joint. weed is great. haha. If everyone in the world smoked it. The world would be a whole hell of alot peaceful.

 

i saw this quote on the forums a while ago and thought it was pretty humerous...

"the dryer, the higher..."

 

"Study high get, high grades"