Marijuana Olympics

What if there were a marijuana Olympics? what would be a good event for that?
Maybe we'll do it via the internet. ideas?

 

50 yard hash.

The high jump.

 

explain?

 

Dunno, too high to really think out my last post.

 

Still, a great weed pun.

 

How about a not eating contest?

 

i'd like to see a stoned 100m dash.
it would probably be hillarious.

 

50 Yard Hash could be like a 400m race where every 50 yards you have to stop and take a hit of hash.

The High jump would have to be something along the lines of who could clear the highest obstacle while hitting a bong and not spilling it.

 

You would have to have a joint rolling contest.

Biggest Bong Rip.

 

sounds good

 

I think that should be a relay.

 

Here's my original idea... You inflate a raft entirely with bong hits, then you race these rafts in the canals in Amsterdam, and when your done you take hits from the smoke in the raft.

 

Who can smoke a joint fastest, who can eat a tray of brownies faster, who can smoke the most ounces before passing out.

 

Largest bong rip, have one of those volcano vaporizer bags and blow the hit in that. Maybe to up the ante, no coughing allowed. There would be no losers in this competition.

 

great.. up until the last line... omg.. that would be some stale ass smoke

 

There was never a Marijuana Olympics, but this came close...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVfE_-ZJAxc

 

There could be a Beaster Egg Hunt

 

I always liked the idea that a whole bunch of people could smoke a whole bunch of chronic bud to see who can smoke the most (champion)

 

who can roll a joint and finish it fastest,
who can milk the greatest amount and clear it
who can break up a half oz of middies ( no stems or seeds aloud ) and smoke it the fastest, using any method of choice
who can create a waterfall bong and take a hit first


i could think of so many

 

Hahaha, good ideas so far.

I smell a challenge in the near future.