Make up an original pick up line

Assume the dead cockroach position baby!

 

thats.... horrible

 

i'm sure you will get tons of women with that one

 

haha indeed

 

There's an alien in my pants and he wants to invade you.

 

rofl.

 

I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

man:did it hurt
womenid what hurt???
man: when u fell out of heaven

 

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

 

hey baby, you wanna fuck or should I just apologize right now?

 

My favorite, unoriginal line is :

I lost my puppy. Will you help me find him? I think he ran into that cheap motel room over there.

I usually just stick with, "You wanna have sex?". It's a time saver.

 

what kinda puppy is it? d: of course I will help what is it's name?



see ya gotta be prepared for doggie lovers

 

Ummmm.... that's the point silly. For them to help me look around that cheap hotel room for my poor lost puppy......then comes the sympathy sex when we can't find him :X

 

so, I been folding these napkins into Ninja stars all night just waiting for a girl like you to look askance at me!

 

Hi, can you tell me something? Do these look real?

 

I'd rather just lay down with you and hug all night instead of having sex.

 

Nice socks!

I'll bet we can bench press each other.

 

that one usually works pretty well. Pssh... women are suckers

 

Would you believe I am rich?

 

LOL, that was funny! Baby we have such little time and your looks only have an open window for so long; please allow me to perch for awhile.

 

No, that one just means you are lazy. I'd have to make a trade. (No Deal!)