Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

is on a strict diet of maggots and sleugh water

 

Likes to use teeth to cut toenails.

 

lives in an old shoe

 

counts sheep before falling asleep

 

Smiles when someone else gets hurt, then crys later.

 

shits standing up

 

is a hermaphrodite

 

wore out her double dildo

 

has a brain tumor

 

keeps asking me what my name is

 

wears training bras

 

drives a hearse

 

actually lives next door to me

 

actually lives in my basement suite

 

is a slumlord who never fixes a thing

 

is a welfare bum who smokes dope all day instead of looking for a job

 

owns her own masturbation machine....exactly like the one Howard Stern has

 

does the mechanical work on my masturbation machine

 

also own a mechanical bull

 

rides the mechanical bull naked