Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

farts in perfect harmony with his burps

 

is a porno star on U Tube....

 

once stripped for the president

 

dresses in drag....

 

dresses in dresses

 

doesn't dress at all, normally....

 

Likes to let it all hang out....thank you...

 

is a voyeur....

 

was a pilot on the famous Enola Gay

 

Likes to shower at the neighbors when their not home...(save himself a little money that way)

 

Likes to shower at the neighbour's when they are home.

 

never showers....just does smoke smudging with cigarette smoke

 

Eats pinecones and vaseline.

 

eats vaseline and hair mixed together

 

Has been trying to steal my secret formula for aforementioned recipe for years now.

 

actually sleeps in a cardboard box

 

hopes some day to live in a paper bag at the side of the road

 

cant even afford a paper bag....he sleeps in plastic ones

 

sleep walks to the fridge everynight and eats cold pizza & yogurt.....

 

makes his own yogurt