Lunch

Had crab legs delivered and they give ya a plastic fork to try to eat these things with, whats up with that shit. Like a need a challenge to eat my food.

 

just use your fingers....who cares if you are a messy eater....I'm the farthest thing from neat

 

im craving a pb&j

 

use your tounge and teeth to get the meat outta those hard to reach places

 

im having hot wings today

 

ah, those sound good. how hot?

 

I was wondering...should I eat today?

 

not that hot....but hot enough to do the job

 

o, well thats good. wish i was there for some

 

you should definitely eat

 

Pliers did wonders on them little guys.

 

i like when restaraunts give you hammers

 

my boss once told me a story about how he had to use a pair of needle nose pliars to pull a shrimp tail out of his asshole that apparently got stuck.

 

haha howd that happen?

 

I guess he ate shrimp the night before, tails and all. which most people know not to do, but this guy is a fucking retard.

 

i think he just wanted to play with his asshole.

 

thats what I'm thinkin, cuz the day before he stuck the pliars up there just for fun.....and we all laughed at him. he just needed an excuse

 

well i spose for bosses day, you can get him a thingy of anal lube instead of a card.

 

the only thing he will get on boss's day is a good swift kick to the nuts.

 

he may enjoy that way to much.