OK, first off who want's to be who. Here's the parts that are open; Frydo DimeBaggins Samwise ganja Peregrine Toke Marajuana BrandyBud AraChronic Gandolph the Baked Arweed Legoleaf Galadresin Tom Bongbidil (still thinking)
Ok. The Buds of power were grown in the third Age of Heavy Metal Earth. 3 buds were given to the Elves, the new Age seekers of the buzz 7 were given to the Dwarves, masters of metal craft and hydroponics who dwelt deep within the dark reaches of their parents basements. 9 were given to the kings of men, aspiring rock musicians who dwelt in the lands of GarageBandor But, unbeknowest to all the other bud bearers the Dank Lord SarauNarc grew within his secret greenhouse a strain of bud so powerful that a great paranoia settled and spread thoughout all of Heavy Metal Earth...
The Nuggits were a peaceful, lazy little race of burnouts who seldom ventured beyond the borders of their cozy little hangout in the Haight Ashire. Known as Halfsacks among the other races....
..the Nuggits gave little thought to the bigger doings of the outside world, cut off as they were from the rest of Heavy Metal Earth by their remote pyschological location as well as their questionable habits (or lack thereof) in the matters of personal hygeine. Instead the nuggets busyed themselves with their own small, happy concerns; getting baked, eating, getting baked, eating again, getting really baked, spainchging passing strangers and wanderring merchants so that they might continue to eat and, yes, get baked. But on this particular day...
... all the A'Shire was a flurry of preparation. For it was to be that on this day one of the A'Shires foremost citizens, one ChillBro DimeBaggins, was to be released from prison where he had spent many weary days and nights serving sentence for possesion without intent to distribute, a rather serious infraction of protocol in the A'Shire. On this occasion one of ChillBro's oldest and dearest friends, as well as one of his more reliable connections, a wizard and coffee shop tarot reader known as Gagcough the Baked had journeyed far to join the denisons of the Haight A'shire in the celebrations
ChillBro had first met Gagcough some years before when they had set out together with some of Gagcough's homeDwarves to recover some front money after the evil dragon Shwag had burned them in a drug deal.
Ok, so far we got: All Rhodeisian reject = Gagcough the Baked Art Delpho = Tom Bongbidil Nathan = Perigrine toke Now if we just had a script....