Longest usless bullshit thread ever...

So I cam up with the Idea. let's just make a thread that has all kinds of stupid non sense shit in it. only 100% PURE Bullshit allowed in here it must be very pure...

Are you with me friends???

 

yeah sure lets do it. lol.
pink is the new black - now thats complete and utter bullshit!!

 

if the dogs ever unite and rise up, mankind is up a certain creek with out a paddle.

 

yea sure lets...ok here it goes...possers are cool and preps are the best people who ever lived for they are so popular and great...lol thats complete bullshit all of it

 

I can lift two to three elephants in one go round

 

this thread is cool

 

No offense, but how is this thread different from every thread that bird_migration has ever made?

 

In New Zealand they have a LOTR day and on this day you have to dress up like one of the many characters... however if you don't dress up the police take you in a take all your loos change from your house after running you through a cornfield, with shotguns... big shotguns

 

for one, it was created by someone other than bird_migration. also, bird's posts are usually disguised as meaningful posts that turn out to be nonsense, while this one blatantly advertised itself as pointless.

other than that, it's exactly the same

 

If dinosaurs still existed do you think that humans would rule them as we do every other animal?

 

mmmmmmm stegosaurus burgers.

 

Thats what I'm talking about

 

does anybody else enjoy the word pterodactyl?

 

Asking that is like asking a big ol bear if he likes honey, the answer is "yes in moderation of course"

 

China won the american revolution!
*whales have the biggest dicks on the planet
Science fiction is a government charter.
Beavers evolved from oak trees.
Politics is art, dinosaurs evolved from humans...
I have liquid metal testicles...
africans evolved from sand dunes...
dolphines swim in the forest
the sun will fall out of the sky
glass grows on trees
this thread was a good idea.
-Intermission-
orange juice comes from the sun,
the universe is one big chocolate candy bar
humans will outlive earth
*strawberries are removed cousins of marijuana
cocanuts migrate
bill gates is an inventor
saudi arabia is the biggest glacier on the planet
jesus christ discovered america
Michael Jackson is a person of morals
George bush is innocent...
bullshit is a monostated concept
**I have more...

( * means a fact, just unnecessary or irrelevent hense, bullshitting)
( ** is complete bullshit)

 

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^Now that was long........................
Water worms are all gay..................

 

well rebelfight can now compete for longest bullshit post ever, although it will be hard to beat themnax...

 

what kind of pervert are you?

 

I exonerate you all in the name of my grandmother's left testicle, which is named Sven and holds a degree in bicycle mechanics bequeethed by the first Lesbian Church of Massetuesttes in accordNCE WITH THE most Holy scripture of popular garden utenciles which states, "preheat thine oven to 350 % and shake the lag of my offbrand tennis shoes into the realm of sodium consiousness lest the weasels perpetrate obscene matrimony with the oblong gondolas of Paris Hilton's Sun visor aftershave", which many of us take to mean , "lean on a forked vassel of geleton amebas unless you live in Wisconsin in which case I don't know why you have that rash on your arm".

The end.